Lebisbian - 'crunch'

friendly remindar

DON’T call yourself a pirate if you haven’t stolen a doubloon

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

somewhere… in an alternate timeline 

Chopper American 19thC

It’s Friday night at ΦΦΦ!

Here they are, all together, the girls of Tri Phi! This wraps up my fall illustration thesis. Stay tuned for whatever secrets I pull outta my sleeves next semester!! (throws confetti)

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART