What If Magical Girl Transformations Were Just Shitty Powerpoint Transition Effects

What a wonderful day for mined craft.

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

me watching any movie with kids just on their fucking bikes doing god knows what: god i wish that were me

Current obsession – paintings of wrapped fruit

William J. McCloskey ; Alberta Binford McCloskey ; Kayama Matazo ; Evie Cahir ; Wang Yidong

he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but go off i guess