Grocery Store: *plays Some Funky 80s Song*

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

feminist icon hatsune miku 

OK first of all. Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

tadpoles to frogys be like:: do yuo have games on your LILYpad -___- ,

teachers r full of shit “ohh u need to learn to read its a life skill” the only life skill you need is lesbianism

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

Hello this is my new drink invention, equal parts Schweppes and Pepsi, I call it Schewppsi and it’s essentially poison