Biggest Fear Is That When I Die Two People Are Gonna Start Writing Fake Emails About Me Being A Friend

This actually made me laugh.

Ulterior Motives outtakes

“Kyle, no offense but your relationship with Cartman makes me wanna kill myself,” Stan deadpanned.

“Yeah, I agree, I’ve never been suicidal but even I feel like killing myself,” Clyde added.

“Woah woah woah, come on you guys, you can’t kill yourselves,” Cartman panicked.

Cartman handed Kyle a gun.

“The blood has to be on Kyle’s hands.”

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

Reason for outtake: Stan is too mean in this, I don’t think he’d say that + Cartman making Kyle kill people is probably too much

It was SO funny to me when I wrote it

Lmk if I should show more outtakes

I FEEL you! Every ship I ever had is some level of toxicity or messiness. Kleinsen, Kyman, Gallavich, Philkas

If they don't have that then I eventually get bored of the ship T^T

I actually can't take this anymore

why the HELL are the only ships that I ship ALL enemies to lovers in some way 😭😭😭

like kyman, sonadow, catradora and detey

wtf how do I stop this from happening 💔

if I go into ANOTHER fandom anytime soon and there's ANOTHER type of ship like this and I like it I'm gonna cry

edit : I FORGOT ABOUT CREEK 😭😭

okay well they ended up happy but they were still enemies to lovers

I don't care what anyone says, sometimes Cartman is adorable. Not saying he's not a piece of shit. Someone can be both.

I never thought about this before. The funniest part is that Evan KNOWS Jared is trying to look cool and he knows that Jared insecure but still convinced that Jared hates him. Quotes from the novel:

"He acts like he’s the shit, but he’s not totally convincing." "He still hasn’t looked at me (or a vagina, I’m guessing)" “Your ‘Israeli girlfriend’”— I make the air quotes so he doesn’t miss my point— “and your ‘buddies’ from camp? I’ve never heard you once mention any of their names.”

also that evan's idea of how to be lifechangingly successful at a first impression with his crush involves dryly going up & talking to her while also seeming so profoundly unrattled by doing so that he doesn't already know her name & will get it wrong even the first time due to how concerned he is with so many other things, & this will appeal so much....& then there's jared's approach to talking to evan on the first day of school going up to him with a practiced swagger only the deeply insecure can truly pull off & sure it's established he knows evan's name & secrets but he so obviously is coolly unconcerned with all evan's shit despite initiating this exchange. & what an asshole

Nearly finished with their designs. Hopefully, I can rig one of them soon.

Yeah, that makes sense. Also "He did bad things, but I don't think he's a bad person." is so true. He feels guilty about what he done and tries to improve himself. I think he's a morally gray character but not an evil character. I truly believe he wanted to help the murphy's at first but then his motive changed like how he told Jared they didn't need emails anymore. He's a 3-dimensional character and people shouldn't simplify him.

Blocking this account and its constant dog shit analysis and understanding of Evan as a character counts as self care by the way.

Good for you is my favorite song from DEH

It's an insanely important moment for Evan, Alana, Jared, and Heidi character.

Kyle reprimanding Cartman for his unhealthy diet.