Yo guys... it's friday... y'know what that means...?
FAKE PEPPINO FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-*explostion*
Finally I participate in this silly thing, and how do I do it? By sharing some useless headcanons. Let's-a go!
Useless HC 1: B E A N S
Why beans you ask? In my headcanon Fake Peppino has (very limited) shapeshifting abilities. At will he can make himself become a bit more animal-like (or monster-like, as seen in his "chase" form). He uses the "beans" transformation to stick to walls like a frog or a gecko. The paw pads are very grippy and allows them to stick to any wall with ease (including the ceiling).
Useless HC 2: Peppino has freaked his clone out as much as his clone has freaked him out.
Fake Peppino had very limited knowledge of the real world (and humans) after the events of the tower. As much as he's been learning and discovering, it's still all very strange and confusing. As a result, Fake Peppino quickly learned how Peppino felt when they first met, and how what was mundane and normal to one individual seemed freakish and hostile to the other. A prime example of this is when Fake Peppino learned about sneezing. Now Fake Pep, due to his physiology being like a frog's, is physically unable to sneeze. They were completely unaware that this was a thing among humans and such until a short while after the tower, when Peppino had an allergic reaction to a cat. Having no clue what the sudden, mildly terrifying outburst was about, Fake Pep assumed that this was a thing that humans did to assert dominance and got upset and confused as to why Peppino would do that to such an innocent creature. After a bit of explaining Fake Peppino became a bit relieved that what Peppino did wasn't out of malice, though still didn't quite understand WHY that reaction had to be so... violent? And sudden? Even after learning what it was, they still haven't been able to hear a sneeze without freaking out a little bit.
Useless HC 3: the weather affects Fake Peppino's physical state
In cooler environments, Fake Pep becomes more "solid". His body becomes a lot less watery and becomes a sort of thick pizza dough consistency- it's tough enough to hold together but you can phase through it if you use enough strength. In hotter environments, he will become quite runny in consistency, making it harder for him to hold himself together.
The visual above is an exaggeration, snow and winter weather will cause him to go into hibernation (frog DNA thing). He does melt a lot to a certain degree but he will not transform into a fried egg (unless he wants to).
Temperature swings can become an issue for him in certain situations, as in if they happened to be in a tight place at the time and it gets cold... as a result, Fake Pep has gotten stuck in pipes. Here is a badly drawn example of that happening:
Don't worry though, all you need is a blow drier, portable heater, or other source heat to melt and unstick him.
That's all for now! Thanks for tuning in on my ted talk. Expect more bullshit in the future :3
I'm normal about him
I'm normALDNjf aboURT HIM
I'm rrRRAUUGHGLFDKFKLGLLGHLHLHK
(this user clearly isn't normal about him)
...Griev
ous
this is where Pep's humor slowly begins to disintegrate...
What video did I send? Find out in part 3 uwu
The madness will be continued...
OH MY GOSHHHH!!!! OH MY GOODNESS-
This was so unexpected, especially after a particularly not-so-great day XD this really cheered me up, I can't tell you enough how much I love this! Thank you so much β€οΈπ§‘ππππ
Nala hugging Omnis
Since your a big fan of Nala I decided to draw her hugging your oc Omnis and I'm gonna be honest I love their design and they look so cute! I had fun drawing them and I hope you like this fanart I made for you @lavenderrvalleyy π
the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you
Personal vent under the cut. Don't expect to understand anything, I needed to settle an argument I've been having with my own brain. Don't worry, everything is ok now...
"Wow, did you see that freak monster hurt that person? God, what a creep... that person's DEFINITELY scarred for life!"
"I did... I hate people like that."
"Oh really? Funny of you to say that because well, y'know... you're kind of like them, aren't you?"
"I'm nothing like them. I wouldn't hurt anyone, let alone to that degree of awful."
"Nothing? You're literally the same category of freak."
"I am no such thing. I don't take advantage of other people. My moral compass is intact. I know how that person they hurt feels, it's happened to me too. I would defend them with my-"
"That person would hate you if they knew the kind of freak you were. You're just like that freak who hurt them."
"We may both be freaks but I-" "So you admit it then?"
"Let me fini-"
"You're just another monster. You may not see it now, but just you wait."
"I made a promise to never-"
"You're just making excuses for yourself."
"No-"
"You should apologize."
"For what? I've done nothing, I've only done is everything to not become a mon-"
"Doesn't matter. Your freaky little existence begs for forgiveness."
"I- I-"
"What? What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
"I'm sor-"
"So you admit you're a monster in need of forgiveness"
"I never sai-"
"You don't deserve it. You may be 'innocent' now, but just you wait... just you wait, little freak."
"I hate how you twist things around. I hate how you manipulate me, telling me things I don't wan't to hear."
"Even if they may be... the truth~?" "IT'S NOT THE TRUTH. YOU'RE JUST HORRIBLE. ALL YOU SAY ARE THINGS TO MAKE ME MISERABLE. HONESTLY, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, THE MONSTER HERE IS YOU. NOT ME, YOU."
"...heh."
Omnis stimboard...
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My side of an embarrassingly and ridiculously overdue art trade with @cutechan555, who wanted BF and Peppino hanging out :D
It's pizza night and our blue-haired lad is very excited (I don't blame him, Peppi makes a damn good pizza :3)
Yep, you heard that right! Commisions are now OPEN! It seems Patreon didn't apply to me, but i liked the dynamic that ko-fi has!! So, consider supporting me if you'd like to see more of my art β¨π
Buy me a coffee! β¨π
Wow... every f/o list really do got these :0c
Original is here if anyone else wants to do this.
YEEEE AWESOMENESSSJFJFK
Face reveal holy schnitzel!! (β γοΎβ 3οΎβ γβ )
I'm about to turn 19 oh no
Quick, turn back now before it's too late!!!
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