According To Google, Prisoners Of Azkaban Don't Get Their Wands Snapped BUT EXPELLED STUDENTS DO???????

Guys I’m cooked, my earbuds case says Uppercrust on it and I didn’t even realise until now

Istg maxley is taking over the world, my spotify played pretty please and then immediately after, it played good luck babe. Bffr, it’s a sign

IM LIKE RLLY LATE BUT I JUST WATCHED ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE AND HOLY SHIT I LOVE HOBIE BROWN SPIDERPUNK SJJDJCJDHDBSJAB AND MF PLAYS GUITAR AHHHHHH ALSO PROWLER MILES/EARTH 42 MILES IS SO SJDJJFJFKSIAOR FJCNXJ

This is lit.

holy shit no bc like I was literally just supposed to be doing hw but I think I got distracted and suddenly I'm crying bc I dived into David Tennant lore like he's in Good Omens, Doctor Who, and Ducktales, right? WELL, in Doctor Who, they said there were different universes so I'm thinking maybe all the shows and movies that David Tennant are in are just different universes. Like, David and Catherine Tate are both in Doctor Who and Ducktales. HOWEVER, in Ducktales, they are each other's greatest enemies while in Doctor Who, they are best friends. In parallel universes, few things change and what if Ducktales was literally just a parallel duck universe??? LETS NOT FORGET THE DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES IN GOOD OMENS EITHER. Ik it's just stuff the cast put in but pls just feed into my delulu mind. AND LETS ALSO NOT FORGET THAT NINA'S ACTRESS, NINA SOSANYA IS ALSO IN DOCTOR WHO, AS WELL AS ANNA MAXWELL MARTIN IN S1. What if Community, b99, and Parks and rec are also connected to this? BC Danny Pudi, Jim Rash, and Bridget Brewster are all in Communty BUT THEYRE ALSO IN DUCKTALES W DAVID TENNANT. And in Community, it stars Jason Mantzoucas. Ik he only made like one appearance but hear me out. What if it was just Pimento under cover or in hiding? He was also in Parks and Rec. You know who was in Parks and Rec? JEAN RALPHIO. WHO IS JEAN RALPHIO? DEWEY DUCK. BUT GUESS WHAT?? THERES MORE. Jameela Jamil was also in Ducktales as Gandra Dee but you know who her most iconic role is? Tahani Al Jamil in The Good Place. The Good Place also has Marc Evan Jackson but he was also in FUCKING DUCKTALES. BUT JASON MANTZOUCAS IS ALSO IN DUCKTALES???? SO IS STEPHANIE BEATRIZ WHO IS ALSO IN B99. WHO ELSE IS IN BROOKLYN 99? MARC EVAN JACKSON AS KEVIN COZNER. Giancarlo Esposito is also in Ducktales apparently but he was also Gilbert from Community. BUT WAIT WHAT IF HARRY POTTER IS CONNECTED TOO? BC DAVID TENNANT IS BARTY CROUCH JR AND BARTY CROUCH SR IS ROGER LLOYD PACK AND HE IS IN DOCTOR WHO S2. FILCH WAS THE FIRST DOCTOR. ANDREW GARFIELD IS SPIDERMAN BUT HE IS IN DOCTOR WHO AS WELL????????? WHO ELSE IS ANDREW GARFIELD KNOWN FOR? REMUS GODDAMN LUPIN THE WEREWOLF. HARRY LLOYD ISIN DOCTOR WHO BUT HE IS THE FANCAST OF LUCIUS MALFOY ALSO, WASNT MOANING MYRTLE ALSO IN DOCTOR WHO? MADAME TRACY IN GOOD OMENS IS LITERALLY RITA SKEETER, MADAM HOOCH IS CASSANDRA THE SKIN HUMAN THIBG AND THE TENTH DOCTOR LITERALLY SAYING EXPELLIARMUS LORD SEND ME MENTAL HELP AND GIVE ME PEACE IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS OMG AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FACT THAT CATHERINE TATE IS IN THE OFFICE FUCK ME I DRANK A FAT ASS CUP OF BLACK COFFEE W SUGAR

:DD

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

i need to stop posting so much in such short time but hehe definitely not crying over a dead egg and listening to sad music lmfao totally not mentally ill

I need everybody to shut up and hear me out: Zuko x Sokka as Aziracrow.

Golden Trio as Conversations I've had with Friends

Hermione: I'm going to be a neurosurgeon when I grow up! Ron: What do neurosurgeons do? Hermione: It's mostly just removing tumours Harry: ngl, Draco is a tumour, can you remove him? Hermione: Are you sure it's a tumour? Draco, sitting right next to them: Excuse me- Ron: A parasite. Harry: vermin. Ron: trash mongerer.

me after reading the most heart squeezing, toe curling, pussy wetting, wall clenching smuts of the century:

Gustholomule walked so Maxley could become Usain Bolt.

When I first bought Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone at the book fair, I did not, and i repeat, i DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH DEAD GAY WIZARDS FROM THE 70S. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH HARRY JAMES POTTER'S PARENTS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR ENEMIES.