Hermione: I'm going to be a neurosurgeon when I grow up! Ron: What do neurosurgeons do? Hermione: It's mostly just removing tumours Harry: ngl, Draco is a tumour, can you remove him? Hermione: Are you sure it's a tumour? Draco, sitting right next to them: Excuse me- Ron: A parasite. Harry: vermin. Ron: trash mongerer.
Abed Nadir, Community Season 1 - 6
In the movie of Chamber Of Secrets, Lucius is seen wearing a bow and I just feel like one day, if draco were to grow out his hair, he would use a bow as well
the stupidest thing ive believed as a kid was that i was a hetero.
i just had the shocking realisation that neither of the Black brother's had a body in their casket.
when they say "I love you" but Luka Couffaine said "you're the most extraordinary girl, As clear as a musical note, as sincere as a melody. You are the song that has been playing inside my head since the first day we met. I won't let anyone hurt you."
my friend said sarah gadon looks a lot like narcissa without knowing she's narcissa's fancast and i'm actually pulsing with so much joy
IM AT THE PART IN THE BOOK WHERE REMUS COMES OUT AND ALL THE YOUNG DUDES BY BOWIE AND MATT THE HOOPLE PLAYS AND IM SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP AND DYING
Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.
Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.
The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.
Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.
Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.
Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.
Lesley is the boss.
the community fandom is dying repost if you're a communist
last night, i had a dream that my friend and her family all had super powers(Like the incredibles) and her dad was David Tennant(he looked like 1827 crowley)