Impulse And Bdubs Are Gay And In Love

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a list of alternate universes & story ideas, if you’re short on writing inspiration or stuck in a writer’s block. 

these are mostly gathered from AO3, but some I came up with. If anybody wants me to add anything, feel free to make a comment or dm me. honestly, this is mostly for my own benefit lol

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boat boys illness is taking over me again

PEOPLE HAVE STARTED DYING AND I DON’T LIKE IT

she gives you a wooden sword and says she wants your head, what do you do?

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Season 1: Watchers take interest in Martyn

Season 2: Martyn fails to serve the Watchers and they say he's more of a Listener

Season 3: Watchers stop talking to him

Season 4: Martyn teams up with only the one person they hate the most other than Grian (Scott)

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

I think my biggest flex may be that I have seen *every* life series POV. All 3rd Life POVs, all Last Life POVs, all Double Life POVs, ALL. OF. IT.