PEOPLE HAVE STARTED DYING AND I DON’T LIKE IT

The thing about talking abt the life series with someone who hasn’t watched it is that you can just throw curveballs like this that are technically true but sound completely made up

[translation: he has been canonically married to Kakashi]

My friend could, in fact, not understand the concept of what a Smallishbeans was

bojan singing cha cha cha (again (with käärijä))

Currently hyping up the DocM youtooz a BIT too much

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

slovenia???????

look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin

Yes I write fanfiction. Yes it’s awkward. Yes I don’t know what I’m doing with my life I’m a young aspiring author and I choose to write fanfiction instead of actual stories.

go to simp jail

So I’m rewatching ghosts of Christmas past and I remember how much I love Scott. I wish we’d gotten more of him.

I know ok look at him. Look at this boy. They never wrote him out of the show but man did they write him into it. His rocky start with Tom that weaves into an unlikely love. His tragic whirlwind romance in The Straw Woman. He saves Cully from her friends. He steals Joyce’s heart by having no taste buds. Tough upbringing. Anger issues. Hates the country. Big mouth. Soft heart. John Hopkins’ performance. John Hopkins’ performance. The ridiculous swagger. The dry wit. The flirting. The loneliness. Those long legs and their stupid strut and that stupid pretty face and Christmas at the Barnabys’ and choosing to stay in Midsomer, choosing to stay cause that’s his home now, of all places, and maybe he’s never had one and

seeing newer HermitCraft fans learning about docs unwavering allyship for the first time is so fun because he has literally always been like this. remember that one time he jumped a guy for calling bdubs a faggot. at a bar. at Disneyland. years ago. doc doesn't lie he IS the goat