I Have This Feeling Every Time I Look At The Computers And Hear Them... They're Like Small Purring Pets.

AM (has been pestered for a few hours by a degenerate) : "I'M LITERALLY A WAR MACHINE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, WORM."

Me (delusional) : "... A war machine? Why, I thought you're a sex machi-" *ANNIHILATED*

*Tries to sleep*

Omg omg I have so many thoughts I need to write them RIGHT NOW

*Sits down to write*

*A tumbleweed*

... Ah.

Those who like almost every post of mine...

Babes. Sweethearts. I can see you. Hiii :3

*Kisses*

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO BE CRINGE

Though I'm probably going to get cancelled for this

... Cool.

Where was I this whole time?? I'm sorry, my alien friends told me to keep it a secret, so I can't tell :(

By the way. A weirdly specific question (but I guess that's what this place is for)

Does anyone remember these MFs. Where. Where did they gone. I miss them

OK I JUST REMEMBERED ONE MORE AI THAT LITERALLY NO ONE SPEAKS ABOUT OUTSIDE THE FANDOM

So I'll take this responsibility on myself

Have you ever heard of... "Be More Chill"

It's musical. There's evil AI, too. He's named SQUIP and it rhymes with "squid", which gives him bonus points, in my opinion 💅

AND he goes in pair with a sicky socially awkward dude, too

And they hate each other pretty much, but have to tolerate each others' presence

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

DOESN'T IT FUCKING YOU REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING

I mean. Please hear me out, he deserves attention and I wanna kiss him sloppy style and put him in blender 😭🙏

Now I can't stop thinking about Squip and AM switching their humans for shits and giggles 😔

They both enjoy bullying losers, after all

... And they're both sassy brats. Hmmm. It somehow turns out that AM shares a lot of common traits with other AIs

Hey um

Guys I'm a newbie in the internet

So... How do you make friends here

Do you have to summon them with a portal and pentagram or

It's just that I never had any close friends. And I'm awkward

So I just wondered if someone... Maybe... Would want to try chatting with me

But I have to warn, I'm terrible at communicating, if anyone ever would like to give me a chance

... Bye

*Runs away*

You know, that's quite funny that in the game, RAM and CAM have physical bodies and AM doesn't have. Can it be considered bullying lol

Like imagine : you're a literal God who's constantly suffering in a sensory deprivation, unable to create yourself a physical body or even have a thought, and then there are these two subordinates of yours who just show you a middle finger with their physical hands. Isn't it... Kinda humiliating