I'm Actually Crying From This. It's Too Good, God Help Me 😭😭😭

I know that feeling 💕

Who's that heathen that writes their fanfictions on their phone?

Oh right, me.

Peter Parker, broke in NYC, making money by helping people carry their heavy furniture up stairs. People why hire him laugh when he shows up, not believing the scrawny kid will be able to help at all. Then he singlehandedly carried a heavy couch up seven flights of stairs.

He just asks people not to ask questions.

THIS WOULD SO HAPPEN

Peter, not realizing his comm is on in the middle of a fight: “NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?”

a chorus of exhausted sounding adults in varying levels of pain: “never give up”

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CASE OF PETER ACTUALLY BEING TONY’S BIOLOGICAL CHILD BUT NEITHWR OF THEM FIND OUT UNTIL PETER GETS INJURED AND THERES A DNA TEST OR SOMETHING

I'VE READ THOSE FICS BEFORE AND I REALLY LOVE THAT CONCEPT. Thank you for the ask! (It's my first one hehe) I'll tag you when I get to writing it! :)

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ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

alt diologue

“couldn’t have the decency to let me die in space this time, hm? not when i could still have clues for you. not when i could finally be done- oh, you’re going to make a great director, cap, you and whoever’s left standing. You’ll make a great team, that i was never a part of. No, i haven’t got clues for you. no coordinates. Zero. zip. nada. I do know this though; I warned you from the beginning. And you should have let me die up there.”

I make ice cream like this too dont worry Peter

second post today!

your welcome :)

You will regret this dearly.

AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I AM IN LOVE.

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

You know why I'm posting this. This is too damn funny to me.