It Has Been Read By A Nun, Blessed By A Priest, And Received Rave Reviews Up To And Including My Personal

I hope that someone, somewhere, voluntarily and unironically ends up spending New Year’s Eve reading the new chapter of my GRINCH x TONY THE TIGER Fanfic.

It has been read by a nun, blessed by a priest, and received rave reviews up to and including my personal favorite: “the best fic i’ve ever read in bible class“

I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading
I Hope That Someone, Somewhere, Voluntarily And Unironically Ends Up Spending New Year’s Eve Reading

…wait does the priest thing mean my cursed fic has technically been exorcized

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