Tbh I Would Love To See A Fight Between (us) Humans And Hylians Cause It's Just Because It Would End

Being a Ganondorf fan is fun because half the time you're in agony thinking about how he could be an incredible character if nintendo would only do something with him and half the time you're like 'lol he just killed someone with one punch to the back, stay winning king'

We need more Zelda analogue horror. I know there's potential, with how creepy some of the monsters can be, to make absolutely terrifying edits/videos.

The delusions have gotten to the point where I literally DREAMED that I was playing TEARS OF THE KINGDOM.

I DONT EVEN OWN TEARS OF THE KINGDOM YET

Yummy yummy multivitamin gummy

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, Overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could come at me with his sword and I'd still get on my knees and beg for more

OoT Gan is just horrified by what I did to him ignore his expression

TEARS OF THE KINGDOM

almost (like 999999.99%) finished playing my normal play through of botw (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Ok but why was Thadd actually side eyeing me

Looking at me like I was on some goddamn hyrule herb like shut up bitch you have a stupid hat I hope a horse eats it for breakfast

Breaking News 🥺😢💔💔💔

Gaza under fire again‼️‼️

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We wake up afraid from bombing and unfortunately the war return again. 💔💔💔

I'm so afraid about my family and my kids please help us evacuate from this place we are crying now and screaming because of the strength of bombing around us.

please help us everything is very dangerous and we return to the killing people. you can support us and my family by donating or sharing my compaign.

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why is he staring at me like I just killed his whole bloodline right in front of him?