TEARS OF THE KINGDOM

I have a dilemma rn and need help

I am writing a fanfic (it ain't finished yet)

and I have no idea if I should post it here or make an new account just to post fanfics

This sounds so silly to say but if anyone looking at my account that endorses elongated muskrat, andrew taint (& his seemingly endless boyfriends/sidedicks because men with bad takes on women and relationships can't seem to resist the urge to pick up a microphone and act like they're in a podcast despite it not being an actual podcast and they just film and post on Instagram reels), donald flump, nigel garage, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, any of the British royal family exept the people's princess, kim creditkardashian (and her family which I can't be bothered to name since there's too many to count), kanye east, taylor potion of swiftness, mark bloxberg, generative AI, benjamin netanya(ew), James Charmander, sssRacistTransphobe then I need y'all to (disrespectfully) skibidi the fuck on out of here and block me ASAP before I track your IP, give your mother the greatest pleasure the human body can feel and another child that is actually worthy of love.

very late but happy valentine's day

made a silly little animation (?) in a TV paint workshop today

(awww hair got in his eye from the wind💔💔💔)

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

Another pookie doodle

Oh my god I just realised right

Do you know how we have Adams apple's and Achilles heels and tendons yeah?

I literally just realised that because greek gods/mythology and Christianity doesn't exist in Hyrule, they won't refer to these as the names we call them

hold on I'm an idiot let me try to put it into words like I'm not an idiot (which I am)

Would they call things like Achilles heels/tendons like Farore/Naydra/Din/Hylia's heel/tendons? Or do you think that they would have other names from them (like referring to scientific names) since of the ties to greek myth that our names for them have.

Like

Instead of saying "Jesus Christ" would they say "Zelda"? Since there is no jesus in Zelda (no Christian jesus) since like Zelda could be a stand in for being jesus since she is both Zelda and hylia, like how jesus is both jesus and god?

ok my brain hurts thinking too hard about this I think I might just be a dumbass ok bye

My life is so simple. I wake up. I brush my teeth. I put on my clothes. I go get my education. I come back. I get back in my jammies. I brush my teeth again. I go on phone. I see anything relating to Ganondorf. I like. Reblog, possibly. I go to sleep. Repeat.