You know what? I'm just going to say it.
If Naruto's version of a "Changed Hyuuga Clan" involves Hiashi Hyuuga still being Clan Leader, a Child of the First Branch still being the Heir, and no actual Restorative Justice, then it's not a change that matters to me in any sense.
"Thanks, Naruto-kun for changing the Hyuuga" Hiashi says, smiling, not disgraced or on some kind of exhile of atonement, and I'm supposed to believe him about everything being different?!
Right!
Because Hiashi's version of 'different,' the one that he told his brother about, still involved his genius branch nephew dying for his main branch daughter with his goddamn seal etched on to his face for all to see.
I'm so tired of people commenting on (What) Should Have Been (Mine) saying "Hiashi PROMISED that NARUTO-SAMA CHANGED the Hyuuga! DXDX. You can't say he didn't!"
Talk is so cheap in Naruto, especially coming from these reformed villains like Hiashi and Orochimaru and all the Konoha Elders. Forgive me for not trusting my authority figures without concrete proof.
If you live and die the gospel of post-Kishimoto work, where Naruto can't break out of a genjutsu because Kurama for some reason decided to take a day off, hard-trained-for super strength is now an inheritable trait, and Boruto deserves to be called sunshine even though he's never suffered a day in his life and doesn't have to persist to be bright a propos of anything, fine.
It's content. Interpret it however you want.
But maybe don't read MY CLEARLY TAGGED WORK and make a fit because I'm making a moral criticism
(English Translation!)
Hinata: This is a little charm that will make the pain fly away.
Kageyama: I'll insert the straw for you. Bring it here.
Tsukishima: You'll catch a cold.
Yamaguchi: Thanks!!!
(Owari!)
優しい世界✨
English Translation!
BY THE WIND IN A SPRING FIELD
(One day, when the weather was nice, flowers started blooming from Naruto’s ears.)
Sasuke, staring at Naruto: Hey loser, there are flowers blooming out of your ears. Naruto: So, what? You yourself should try taking a good look at your eyes. Sasuke: Eyes? Naruto: Yeah. There are flowers sprouting out of your eyes too… We’re blooming together.
(Sasuke and Naruto suddenly appear in a different, less mystical and more mundane setting, neither of them with any flowers on them, nor as close to each other.)
Sasuke, blandly, with flat eyes: Ahh… I just remembered our duties. Naruto, looking the same: Yeah. It’s time for us to do our jobs.
(But then suddenly, Naruto grabs Sasuke’s hand.)
Sasuke: H-Hey! Don’t pull me!
(He looks up and sees Naruto with flowers again, smiling brightly.)
Naruto: Hey! Let’s just get out of here.
(The two of them float away on a poppy flower)
Naruto: Let’s go and bring forth spring.
END
お題はこちさん(https://mobile.twitter.com/mimiyacochi )から
(English Translation!)
Naruto: For Iruka-sensei's birthday, I'm gonna give you this NARUT🍥-ttebayo!!!
(Fin!)
NARUTOまとめた6 | じゃんぷ [pixiv]
Posted with permission. All the credit goes to wonderful artist/author, not me. Thus, please do not edit/repost this article without permission.
#But what if Junpei-kun likes the art style of Naruto, but wants actually good stories
Gintama without context ⚡️x 🍥 ep179
Dean: Woah! It's too tall!!!
by @osiripengin
(English Translation)
Until night falls...
(English Translation)
Hijikata and Gintoki talking at the side while Okita and Kagura are playing around; but then they kiss and Hijikata f r e a k s.
Hijikata: Hey... There's something I want to ask you... Till where do you think their relationship has progressed?
Gintoki: Probably to hand-holding or something like that.
Hijikata pales.
Gintoki, paling too: You know something, don't you...?
Gintoki: OI. SAY IT!!!
Kagura&Okita: Aren't we leaving yet?
(Fin!)
(Sakura sees Sarada upset one day.)
Sakura: Sarada, what's wrong?
Sarada: Chouchou and I had a stupid fight... Now, I don't even know if we're still friends...
Sakura: That's fine, you don't need female friends anyways. They're really dramatic! In fact, I broke off my friendship with my first ever friend, Ino, even though she was the only person who had ever been nice to me after years of bullying. She just wasn't worth it after I assumed that she had a crush on the boy that I liked, your father.
Sarada: 👀 Mom, what the fu-
Sakura: And later, when she saved me during the Forest of Death stage of our chuunin exams, deliberately lost our match in our preliminary fighting round, and told me that I had blossomed into a beautiful flower, I never thanked her or apologized to her because I have always known what was important to me - your father's love.
Sarada: 👀
Orochimaru, sipping tea in the Uchiha house because he apparently gets invited to everyone's houses for tea now despite being a canonical child torturer: 👀
Sarada: Mom, I'm going out tonight; I've got to go tell Chouchou that I LOVE her.
(English Translation)
Won't you be my model? Ms. Beautiful?
(Fin)
モデルになってくれる?美人さん
A freelance translator for Japanese ---> English across all fandoms! I would LOVE it if you sent me something that you would like translated. (Also Katie_Madison on Archive Of Our Own) Will maybe be posting some mini fics or drafts and maybe some sketches? Thanks for stopping by -♡ K.M.
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