(Sakura Sees Sarada Upset One Day.)

On Warped Characterizations of Sasuke

Are you reaaaally going to tell me that even though Boruto (a) establishes that time travel exists and (b) has Sasuke go back in time to when he was 13 and Itachi was still alive, Sasuke DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY try and save his brother?!

Sure, I know that there are always consequences to tampering with timelines and they were told not to affect change in the series’ canon, but are you reaaally going to tell me that the chance to SAVE ITACHI isn’t one of the literal only things that would actually be worth that risk to Sasuke?!

Sasuke went against everyone’s warnings against defecting in order to kill Itachi, and then threatened to take down Konoha in order to avenge him, but now that he knows the full and actual truth, he’s gonna, what, roll over and let his precious brother just die because of some nebulous consequences?! 

Naruto, arms folded with his pouty, close-eyed fox expression: Come on! Like you guys haven't all had erotic dreams about your teammates after they saved your lives which made it hard to look at them the next time you met!? Don't lie.

The Konoha 9 (-Naruto & -Sasuke): 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Kakashi, dreaming about Obito most nights and also every time he sees his own eyes: No, no, you're right; it's normal.

Obito, miles away doing recon on Konoha: (X)o👁️

(English Translation)

After everyone introduces themselves (plus Murakami instead of Irino Miyu for Todomatsu)

Choromatsu: Wait! Even the seiyuus have appeared! Is this really okay?!

Todomatsu: Who is Murakami?!

(Fin!)

That was THE BEST!!!

(English Translation!)

Gintoki/Ginko, while admiring Toushirou/Toushimi: She’s reeeaally beautiful... Such a beautiful person is actually my lover, huh... Toushirou/Toushimi, looking over: You’re looking too much. What? Gintoki/Ginko, pouting and slumping on her desk:... It’s nothing. Toushirou/Toushimi: Whaaat~ I’m interested. Gintoki/Ginko: I said it was nothing, right...

(FIN!)  

(English Translation!)

Shikamaru: Hey, is this here okay?

Sasuke: Oh, that part is...

Naruto: ....?

(End)

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still can’t believe itachi’s ultimate dream was to be a housewife that would just cook, raise sasuke, and tend to chickens, but his clan was just like “oh shit this four year old can do sick flips with a knife” and forced him to kill people. wild.

(English Translation!) Sasuke: I’m home. Itachi: Is that you, Sasuke? Welcome home. Sasuke: …Nii-san, what the heck are you doing?… (Time-skip to the next panel.) Sasuke: Nii-san, I’m ho-,…. They’ve increased!

END

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EXCUSE ME? Are my eyes betraying me? Why is the frame of this shot almost looking up this girl's crotch? All the way up her entire leg?!

What happened to the Kishimoto who felt awkward about drawing Sakura in a bathing suit? What about all of the praise he got for NOT sexualizing Ino/Sakura/Hinata/Tenten/Temari when they were preteens? What is UP with those HEELS??? Where is her weapons holder? Oh, right! Because drawing one in would only emphasize the fact that this girl isN'T WEARING SHORTS OR PANTS OR ANYTHING!

Why spend all this time adding in stupid, impractical details like a bow around her neck and a belt with a tassle while forgetting the BASICS of costume design?

Just a thought - maybe you wouldn't HAVE to try and win over the Pervert Consumer demographic if you gave her a compelling character drive or personality!!!

Cover reveal! 🌟

The Naruto: Sasuke's Story--Star Pupil novel releases October 6th, 2020. 🌟

(English Translation!)

Naruto, thinking: I know it’s all of a sudden but I really want to kiss him (-tebayo!)

(Naruto approaches Sasuke and puts his hand on his shoulder.)

Sasuke, thinking: What?

(They kiss! ♡  And Naruto walks away satisfied as Sasuke internally screams in the background.)

Sasuke, screaming outloud: NARUTOOOOOO!!! Sasuke, thinking: One more time!

(FIN)

lmao. truly the most successful sannin. tsunade fcked off never to be seen again, and jiraiya died, but Oro's here and looking better than ever before, while also, somehow, looking better than anyone else

the way orochimaru is still evil but just works for the leaf village now is kind of epic like he won. everyone else is atoning or whatever and he's wearing dangly earrings and having tea with all the ninja moms