Just So Y'all Know, His Headband Says "♡ GAARA ♡"

(English Translation!)

~ Sasuke’s Itachi Nii-san Style ~

Itachi, on the side: Nii-san never makes such poses...

~ Itachi’s Sasuke Style ~

Sasuke, on the side: Nii-san! Stop!

(FIN!)

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"Naruto, happy birthday"

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Re-posted with permission!

(English Translation!)

Naruto, thinking: I know it’s all of a sudden but I really want to kiss him (-tebayo!)

(Naruto approaches Sasuke and puts his hand on his shoulder.)

Sasuke, thinking: What?

(They kiss! ♡  And Naruto walks away satisfied as Sasuke internally screams in the background.)

Sasuke, screaming outloud: NARUTOOOOOO!!! Sasuke, thinking: One more time!

(FIN)

Sasuke! Sasuke~

✩

(Sakura sees Sarada upset one day.)

Sakura: Sarada, what's wrong?

Sarada: Chouchou and I had a stupid fight... Now, I don't even know if we're still friends...

Sakura: That's fine, you don't need female friends anyways. They're really dramatic! In fact, I broke off my friendship with my first ever friend, Ino, even though she was the only person who had ever been nice to me after years of bullying. She just wasn't worth it after I assumed that she had a crush on the boy that I liked, your father.

Sarada: 👀 Mom, what the fu-

Sakura: And later, when she saved me during the Forest of Death stage of our chuunin exams, deliberately lost our match in our preliminary fighting round, and told me that I had blossomed into a beautiful flower, I never thanked her or apologized to her because I have always known what was important to me - your father's love.

Sarada: 👀

Orochimaru, sipping tea in the Uchiha house because he apparently gets invited to everyone's houses for tea now despite being a canonical child torturer: 👀

Sarada: Mom, I'm going out tonight; I've got to go tell Chouchou that I LOVE her.

(English Translation)

Request Form: Stay with Naruto forever, okay?

(Fin)

Source: X

(English Translation!)

Gintoki/Ginko, while admiring Toushirou/Toushimi: She’s reeeaally beautiful... Such a beautiful person is actually my lover, huh... Toushirou/Toushimi, looking over: You’re looking too much. What? Gintoki/Ginko, pouting and slumping on her desk:... It’s nothing. Toushirou/Toushimi: Whaaat~ I’m interested. Gintoki/Ginko: I said it was nothing, right...

(FIN!)  

(English Translation!)

Gintoki: Hijikata! Marry me!

we as a community don’t appreciate this move enough. remember how everyone was telling ino she’d be making a mistake using the shintenshin no jutsu on her own, that it was only supposed to be used in the inoshikacho formation?? and what did she do? she faked an outburst, chopped off her ponytail (basically a yamanaka clan sign) tricked sakura and everyone else into thinking she missed her target and then seized the right opportunity to get into sakura’s head

like that was one of the smartest moves from the preliminaries; ino figured out a way to keep sakura at a distance (chouji’s role) AND immobilize her (shikamaru’s) and you know what not even he saw that coming and he’s supposed to be a genius

(English Translation)

After everyone introduces themselves (plus Murakami instead of Irino Miyu for Todomatsu)

Choromatsu: Wait! Even the seiyuus have appeared! Is this really okay?!

Todomatsu: Who is Murakami?!

(Fin!)

That was THE BEST!!!