Remember If You’re Out At A Store And Someone Says “This Is A Robbery” You Can Say “no It’s

bruh tumblr has never clocked me this hard before damn

Brain: it's that time of year!!!

Me: to do productive things at my new job???

Brain: nope!

Me: then wh

Brain: we're reading chained to you and the first leaves that fall again!!!!

Me: YIPEEEEEEEEE

holy lover of christ I have to incorporate this into a fic, find one that fits this or I'll go INSANE (I already am but WORSE)

i'm going insane–

you're telling me.

the light was always there if you'd just turn around.

turn around. behind you. where izuku was.

izuku is. your light.

i'm ok this is fine i'm so normal

How tf did we think Ernie and Bert were straight… like fr the amount of Disco cover albums they made of their own songs and the amount of gay shit they put out of the two in the 70s

Like fr what???

in the next game he’s gonna be hovering menacingly above the ground

no way. he finally reached the top after 5 years

Holy crow I forgot I had mutuals on Tumblr, thank you @argentoheart

1. Are you named after anyone?

My name is a mix of my two grandmothers... kinda

2. When was the last time you cried?

Literally 2 days ago when I wrecked my car lol

3. Do you have kids?

No and I hope I never have to have one biologically

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I'm actually really bad at sarcasm /g

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

uh probably their shirt or anything that they've personalised

6. What’s your eye colour?

WEEZER BLUE /hj (just blue)

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings aajkhkajhfkjh

8. Any special talents?

Other than my surprisingly bad depth perception? No.

9. Where were you born?

US of A

10. What are your hobbies?

I like watching anime/cartoons and reading manga, sci-fi or fantasy books. I also love to write.

11. Have you any pets?

YES!!! I have a lil sassy cat named Pagogo and I plan on getting a hermit crab and treating it like a King

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played rich girl games like lacrosse and tennis in highschool but it was totally humiliating because I didn't have money for brand new gear

13. How tall are you?

154 cm (5'0)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I took this cross between a Music Appreciation & English my first year in college... pretty dope

15. Dream job?

I want to work with people in need, I still don't know where I can do that but I may end up at a school.

Do not feel pressured to answer but here you go mutuals, love you <3 @yalllooklikeabunchabugs @willowthechaosgremlin

Thank you again @argentoheart you're dope as all hell <3

15 questions 15 mutuals tagged by @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, not as far as I know. I can never find my name in a baby name book or on a keychain, either. 🥲

2. When was the last time you cried?

When I was reading the final Wingfeather book.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but I’m looking forward to being a spinster aunt!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Noooo, I’d NEVER do such a thing…

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Whether or not they seem harmless (“harmless” meaning “they seem like they mean no harm physically or emotionally.” I have no idea why I’m like this).

6. What’s your eye colour?

Hazel

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I generally avoid scary movies, I have enough weird nightmares as it is. 😅

8. Any special talents?

I can make a rubber duck noise by pushing air out of one cheek.

9. Where were you born?

A hospital in a small town in the Southern US.

10. What are your hobbies?

Crocheting, cross stitching, clarinet, I’m gonna try my hand at skygazing and choir soon.

11. Have you any pets?

Yeah, a black cat! Around here I refer to her as “the Problem Child.”

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I took fencing in high school.

13. How tall are you?

Five foot seven-ish? I think? I haven’t measured myself since I was like sixteen.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Probably English or history, because they were the subjects I did the most decently in. I did really like a mythology class I took senior year, too.

15. Dream job?

Kindly yet eccentric hermit who lives in a forest, and gives traveling adventurers shelter and food and supplies, and who may or may not be magical (you said dream job, didn’t specify it had to be realistic).

Tagging @castingmysilver @catnip-and-caprice @c4ts4ndstuff @accidental-spice @kanerallels @cultivating-wildflowers @flickeringflame216 @sailforvalinor @flightsoffancyonpaperwings @secretariatess @tiny-dragons-tea-room @fairytale-lights @hollers-and-holmes @friendrat @pepperonyscience

Pokémon Go Trainer Code!

8112 1483 1942

Happy Easter everyone, let us not forget His sacrifice for us

Thank you guys so much! I’m sure the people who voted probably won’t see this post and may not end up reading the story either but I’m just glad that you guys came to help me out 😭

Since I see that some people voted for BakuDeku and Spideypool I’ll probably write a one shot of something similar. Check out my Ao3 (angoblin) for them, they’ll be the first things I publish

Guys... I need some help with this. I have a writing prompt and I have no clue what fandom/pairing to write it for.

Title: Replicated Obsession Trope: Love potion/love spell/spell accident P1 is obsessively in love with P2, and P2 is in love with P1. However, both are oblivious and don't know they both are pining. P1 gets super antsy and decides that if P2 won't fall in love with them naturally, then some guidance is necessary. However, this intervention makes P2 even more in love with P1, mirroring P1's obsession with P2.

Mutual Yandere, silliness, fluff, smut and violence ensue.

just like how izuku never sees the soft longing gazes that katsuki gives to him, katsuki never sees the sharp possessive stares that izuku gives whenever anyone got too close to him