Bruh Tumblr Has Never Clocked Me This Hard Before Damn

 So, Yahoo bought Tumblr. I am very sad now. Tumblr was my life source. It kept me alive for so long and now… I don’t even know what to do. I can feel my body becoming weak. You ruined it Yahoo. I don’t even want to use Tumblr now if it’s going to be run by you. I might as well start planning my own funeral because I don’t know how long I will live without my power pack. Yes, I referred to Tumblr as my power pack. Why, you might ask; because when I’m not on Tumblr the world feels all wrong, but when I’m on it, I feel my energy rise. It kept me going and now you have taken that away. Great job! I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. Do you feel good about yourself Yahoo? Does it feel good taking away millions of peoples life source? What do we have to live for now? Yes, I know David Karp is the CEO still, but come on! You’ll probably just boot him out eventually. You suck Yahoo! You absolutely Suck! Oh, and by the way David Karp… We are no longer bffs. You’re not even an f. You’re just a b and it doesn’t stand for best. How could you let this happen? I thought we’d be tight forever. Now look what you’ve done. You have made the Tumblr population very sad. You should be ashamed of yourself. You hear me? ASHAMED!

Just found out who H.R. Giger was today… finally makes sense why I thought the Alien movies were so kinky

Like literally all I could think about was like “Huh that’s body horror, asphyxiation and tetraphilia(xenophilia) all wrapped up into a cool ass movie. That’s hot” and now it makes SO MUCH SENSE

I’m surprised that more people don’t have xenomorphs as a “hear me out”

bro BECAME THE MC

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

if you don’t cry when you listen/think about/watch the Concert for George I assume you have never known joy or have any semblance of a heart

I’ve might as well been in a coma since I posted this, Ive been holed up in my house and probably will be until it comes out. Karma came for me😭

if spotify wrapped doesn’t come out in at least 2 days I’m gonna put myself in a coma until it does

i’m sorry… what?

I can prove God Exist

Everything written here on this site will prove to you that God does exist.

Please read it slowly.

Source: I can prove God Exist

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it took a while for me to unlearn some of this but I love having a young heart and caring for the young hearts I meet. Kids aren’t your enemies, it what they are taught and what YOU are taught that are :) <3

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

there is NO way that

is an inch shorter than

Why does Yuugi look so MINUSCULE compared to all of his classmates? Compared to Usagi who only looks that short compared to Haruka, Makoto or grown men?

for reference

There’s only an inch or two difference in height between her and most of the others.

However, Yugi is TINY even compared to all of his female friends(Shizuka is only an inch shorter than Anzu)

is Yuugi just really that unlucky to just have giant friends??? Poor dude ; n ;

out of context transphobic ganon

Holy crow I forgot I had mutuals on Tumblr, thank you @argentoheart

1. Are you named after anyone?

My name is a mix of my two grandmothers... kinda

2. When was the last time you cried?

Literally 2 days ago when I wrecked my car lol

3. Do you have kids?

No and I hope I never have to have one biologically

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I'm actually really bad at sarcasm /g

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

uh probably their shirt or anything that they've personalised

6. What’s your eye colour?

WEEZER BLUE /hj (just blue)

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings aajkhkajhfkjh

8. Any special talents?

Other than my surprisingly bad depth perception? No.

9. Where were you born?

US of A

10. What are your hobbies?

I like watching anime/cartoons and reading manga, sci-fi or fantasy books. I also love to write.

11. Have you any pets?

YES!!! I have a lil sassy cat named Pagogo and I plan on getting a hermit crab and treating it like a King

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played rich girl games like lacrosse and tennis in highschool but it was totally humiliating because I didn't have money for brand new gear

13. How tall are you?

154 cm (5'0)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I took this cross between a Music Appreciation & English my first year in college... pretty dope

15. Dream job?

I want to work with people in need, I still don't know where I can do that but I may end up at a school.

Do not feel pressured to answer but here you go mutuals, love you <3 @yalllooklikeabunchabugs @willowthechaosgremlin

Thank you again @argentoheart you're dope as all hell <3

15 questions 15 mutuals tagged by @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, not as far as I know. I can never find my name in a baby name book or on a keychain, either. 🥲

2. When was the last time you cried?

When I was reading the final Wingfeather book.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but I’m looking forward to being a spinster aunt!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Noooo, I’d NEVER do such a thing…

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Whether or not they seem harmless (“harmless” meaning “they seem like they mean no harm physically or emotionally.” I have no idea why I’m like this).

6. What’s your eye colour?

Hazel

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I generally avoid scary movies, I have enough weird nightmares as it is. 😅

8. Any special talents?

I can make a rubber duck noise by pushing air out of one cheek.

9. Where were you born?

A hospital in a small town in the Southern US.

10. What are your hobbies?

Crocheting, cross stitching, clarinet, I’m gonna try my hand at skygazing and choir soon.

11. Have you any pets?

Yeah, a black cat! Around here I refer to her as “the Problem Child.”

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I took fencing in high school.

13. How tall are you?

Five foot seven-ish? I think? I haven’t measured myself since I was like sixteen.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Probably English or history, because they were the subjects I did the most decently in. I did really like a mythology class I took senior year, too.

15. Dream job?

Kindly yet eccentric hermit who lives in a forest, and gives traveling adventurers shelter and food and supplies, and who may or may not be magical (you said dream job, didn’t specify it had to be realistic).

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