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I’m going to ramble under the cut, but TL;DR please don’t lose heart in our Pegoryu/Akiryu/Renryu ship. 💖💛

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Steve: The stars look beautiful tonight

Bucky: You know who else is beautiful?

Steve & Bucky simultaneously: *sighing* Tony

My Shadow Akechi and @skribbledoots Shadow Ryuji because my angst and ryugoro thirst knows no bounds

Edit: forgot the big honey

*cracks kncukles*

since i saw a post about this

let me make this CLEAR

natsuo is the nerd

shouto is the jock

fuyumi is the prep

and touya is the goth

I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS IN AUs!!!

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

For the writing prompt, IronBat and both of them thinking the other is poor and can barely make ends meet?

Sdhsdhsd oh no I’ve somehow made this even dumber

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“What are you doing here, Pennyworth?” Jarvis hissed.

Alfred turned from his binoculars, narrowing his eyes. “Edwin Jarvis. I’d hoped we’d never cross paths again.”

“Once I see my charge is well and truly safe, I’ll be on my way,” Jarvis told him stiffly. “He won’t tell me who his new beau is, so I must make sure he’s not being taken advantage of.”

Alfred scoffed, returning his attention back to his binoculars. “If you really cared about his safety, you wouldn’t have let him step foot in Gotham.”

Jarvis sniffed in disgust. “I trust him with a lifelong Gothamite.”

“I wouldn’t,” Alfred muttered as Jarvis set up beside him with his own pair of binoculars.

“He’s got a watch gauntlet now,” Jarvis added. “And he promised to use it if he was being mugged this time.”

At that, Alfred gave a slight nod of approval. Despite all the weapons Tony Stark had designed, he’d always been hesitant to get into hand-to-hand combat.

“...Pennyworth,” Jarvis said after a moment.

Alfred sighed, loudly. “What?”

“Check your three o’clock,” Jarvis finished.

Alfred swiveled to his three o’clock. There, he caught the familiar navy blue turtleneck he’d helped Bruce pick out. Bruce had carefully turned his back to the windows, as if he’d sensed Alfred would be following him the second he wouldn’t tell him anything about his beau. Across the table from him... was Tony Stark.

Alfred stared for a long moment, then lowered his binoculars to look at Jarvis. “Jarvis,” he said slowly. “Why does Bruce think Tony is poor?”

“I don’t know, but the reason is probably the same as why Tony thinks Bruce is poor,” Jarvis sighed, running a hand over his face tiredly.

Alfred sighed as well. Well, he supposed this explained how cagey Bruce had been, simply saying ‘his name’s Tony. He’s not taking advantage of me because he doesn’t know I’m Bruce Wayne.’ He guessed the same could be said for Tony, if the way Jarvis was pinching the bridge of his nose was any indication.

“Well, at least it’s not some weirdo from Metropolis,” Jarvis finally said, nodding to himself, and Alfred reached over to clap a hand to his shoulder and squeeze in agreement.

Then they both picked up their binoculars again and watched as both Bruce and Tony ordered the cheapest things on the menu and then bickered over who was paying. Honestly.

i hate todoroki enji and no one can make me change that (i’m finna vent real quick)

i know some ppl like him but,,, i just c a n t get over the fact he abused his family. i may not read the manga but no amount of “making up” or “getting better” will make me forget that. the ppl who like him make me uncomfortable bc i know that they probably didn’t grow up with shit ppl raising them. how can i get over what endeavor did when i can see my own dad in him?? my dad didn’t treat me as bad but i can relate to the way he treated his children and isn’t that fucked. i understand that he’s a complex character but i just can’t sometimes. it’s probably just my own experiences but i don’t know what to do in situations where ppl try to excuse endeavor’s actions. does anyone feel the same or is it just me??