There Is A Reason The Avengers Have Their Groceries Delivered Each Week. Tony Made The Mistake Of Taking

Somebody Says: You can’t like both Tony Stark and Bucky Barnes. You have to choose one. Besides, Tony’s the wor–

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i hate todoroki enji and no one can make me change that (i’m finna vent real quick)

i know some ppl like him but,,, i just c a n t get over the fact he abused his family. i may not read the manga but no amount of “making up” or “getting better” will make me forget that. the ppl who like him make me uncomfortable bc i know that they probably didn’t grow up with shit ppl raising them. how can i get over what endeavor did when i can see my own dad in him?? my dad didn’t treat me as bad but i can relate to the way he treated his children and isn’t that fucked. i understand that he’s a complex character but i just can’t sometimes. it’s probably just my own experiences but i don’t know what to do in situations where ppl try to excuse endeavor’s actions. does anyone feel the same or is it just me??

the ryugoro fateswap au no one asked for

For the writing prompt, IronBat and both of them thinking the other is poor and can barely make ends meet?

Sdhsdhsd oh no I’ve somehow made this even dumber

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“What are you doing here, Pennyworth?” Jarvis hissed.

Alfred turned from his binoculars, narrowing his eyes. “Edwin Jarvis. I’d hoped we’d never cross paths again.”

“Once I see my charge is well and truly safe, I’ll be on my way,” Jarvis told him stiffly. “He won’t tell me who his new beau is, so I must make sure he’s not being taken advantage of.”

Alfred scoffed, returning his attention back to his binoculars. “If you really cared about his safety, you wouldn’t have let him step foot in Gotham.”

Jarvis sniffed in disgust. “I trust him with a lifelong Gothamite.”

“I wouldn’t,” Alfred muttered as Jarvis set up beside him with his own pair of binoculars.

“He’s got a watch gauntlet now,” Jarvis added. “And he promised to use it if he was being mugged this time.”

At that, Alfred gave a slight nod of approval. Despite all the weapons Tony Stark had designed, he’d always been hesitant to get into hand-to-hand combat.

“...Pennyworth,” Jarvis said after a moment.

Alfred sighed, loudly. “What?”

“Check your three o’clock,” Jarvis finished.

Alfred swiveled to his three o’clock. There, he caught the familiar navy blue turtleneck he’d helped Bruce pick out. Bruce had carefully turned his back to the windows, as if he’d sensed Alfred would be following him the second he wouldn’t tell him anything about his beau. Across the table from him... was Tony Stark.

Alfred stared for a long moment, then lowered his binoculars to look at Jarvis. “Jarvis,” he said slowly. “Why does Bruce think Tony is poor?”

“I don’t know, but the reason is probably the same as why Tony thinks Bruce is poor,” Jarvis sighed, running a hand over his face tiredly.

Alfred sighed as well. Well, he supposed this explained how cagey Bruce had been, simply saying ‘his name’s Tony. He’s not taking advantage of me because he doesn’t know I’m Bruce Wayne.’ He guessed the same could be said for Tony, if the way Jarvis was pinching the bridge of his nose was any indication.

“Well, at least it’s not some weirdo from Metropolis,” Jarvis finally said, nodding to himself, and Alfred reached over to clap a hand to his shoulder and squeeze in agreement.

Then they both picked up their binoculars again and watched as both Bruce and Tony ordered the cheapest things on the menu and then bickered over who was paying. Honestly.

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

Gwenpool Strikes Back (2019)

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ryuji: *almost dies*

all the girls: “I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP CAUSE YOU SCARED ME EVEN THOUGH YOU ALMOST DIED”

UMMM TF⁉️⁉️ THATS NOT HOW YOU GREAT A FRIEND YOU THOUGHT DIED SERIOUSLY KINDA MESSED UP....

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Yusuke: How much for a handful of your ass?

Ryuji:

Akechi: Answer the damn question.

Ryuji: No?

Akira: The people want to know.

Ryuji: Good for them.