*Bucky murders the head of Hydra and takes his place. He gets his hands on BARF and his memories come back. He chuckles darkly a couple of months later at the person sitting on the chair he once was in. This person was his and only his. He belonged to him and no one was gonna take this beauty away*
Bucky: ready to comply soldat?
Tony: *eyes slowly open, void of any emotion*
………..
*during a fight*
Steve: Tony? Bucky?
Tony: who’s Tony?
Steve: *heart breaks as he whispers softly* no
Bucky: *chuckles evilly* soldat, attack!
*cue Tony’s iw scene with the suit before he attacks Steve while Bucky watches, proud of his pet*
Strawberry Kaeya makes my brain go brrrrrr
are we forgetting the ultimate ship? sexy, smoking, s-named runaways? sabo/sophie/sanji? it's a match made in heaven!
[followup to this post]
friday therapy for blonde s-named smokers who grew up in positions of privilege and ran away to Do Something Real With Their Lives.
“what a niche support group,” sabo says, looking at the banner as he reaches for the coffee (made with a special sanji blend). “are you two sure you didn’t make up your pasts after you learned about me?”
sophie informs, “actually, we both think you’re lame and also your scar sucks.”
“take a fucking sip and sit down,” sanji says, passing his cigarette pack to sophie.
sabo can set his mouthy company on fire and burn them to a crisp. but he was raised politely, so he sits in the empty chair, takes off his hat, and lights their cigarettes. they glance suspiciously around, measuring each other up (sophie throws a half-eaten donut hole at sanji when he fixes his gaze south of her eyes and starts squinting like he’s running numbers in his mind), then start comparing stories.
sabo argues that he’s the least richboy among them because he’s been a feral child running around in the woods since he was, like, eight. sanji says he left his family at that age and was already working as a cook by the time he was ten. sophie’s eyes twitch as she realizes she’s the only one who didn’t leave her family until recently. this is not looking great for her. she is undoubtedly the richest richboy here.
“if you think about, we’re bananas who peeled ourselves,” sophie points out quickly. “and that’s all that matters. we are three naked bananas walking on our own path of self-actualization away from the battlefield littered with the rotting corpses of other bananas. maybe life is just the process of peeling through our inner banana.”
the boys stare as she finishes her metaphor.
“you know?” sophie adds.
sabo heats up his coffee in his hands to avoid coming up with an immediate reply. sanji takes a heavy drag of his cigarette, then says, “sophie-san, do you believe in love at first banana?”
“this was a bad decision,” sabo says to no one in particular.
Sakamoto Ryuji is a trans man and you CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND.
I miss conventions so much...
It was this time last year I first wore my Phantom Thief Ryuji cosplay to a convention, and while a fullbody black pleather outfit might not have been the smartest choice for a 100 degree summer day, I had so much fun with it. I met this Joker at the photoshoot and we just kept doing goofy poses until we couldn’t think of anything else.
(Joker is @ninpixel on Instagram)
Yusuke: How much for a handful of your ass?
Ryuji:
Akechi: Answer the damn question.
Ryuji: No?
Akira: The people want to know.
Ryuji: Good for them.
Luffy: Steals a box of cheerios from the pantry and screams “DONUT SEEDS!!”
Zoro: Passes out on deck and screams “I WASN’T ASLEEP DAMMIT” when someone touches him and then pass out
Sanji: Brings a can of sardines to Chopper and asks if he can fix his buddies and cries
Nami: Hugs the main mast and says “we’re having a moment” when someone asks
Usopp: *throws plastic balls on people* “GET BACK INSIDE, YOU DAMN POKEMON”
Robin: *bumps the main mast* *apologizes*
Franky: “Yo, I can’t hear you. It’s super dark in here”
Brook: *to a mannequin* “Would you be so kind as to show me your panties?”
Ace: *Picks up a bar of chocolate* *holds it up to his ear* “New phone who dis?”
Sabo: *shows a picture of himself to people* “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??”
Law: *sprays the floor with disinfectant*
initial designs for the p5 arcanaswap i thought of while sleep-deprived
ive drawn so much for this au you dont even understand
(thank you persona chat for all the support this arcanaswap has gotten aaaaaa it’s still a baby)
one day you will understand
why i pushed you away as i ran
and you will find a better man
than i am
trust, im doing you a favor
[Do not repost, edit, or use my art for anything]
ASEXUAL, AGENDER, AND AROMANTIC ARE NOW OFFICIAL WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians