Are We Forgetting The Ultimate Ship? Sexy, Smoking, S-named Runaways? Sabo/sophie/sanji? It's A Match

are we forgetting the ultimate ship? sexy, smoking, s-named runaways? sabo/sophie/sanji? it's a match made in heaven!

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friday therapy for blonde s-named smokers who grew up in positions of privilege and ran away to Do Something Real With Their Lives.

“what a niche support group,” sabo says, looking at the banner as he reaches for the coffee (made with a special sanji blend). “are you two sure you didn’t make up your pasts after you learned about me?”

sophie informs, “actually, we both think you’re lame and also your scar sucks.”

“take a fucking sip and sit down,” sanji says, passing his cigarette pack to sophie.

sabo can set his mouthy company on fire and burn them to a crisp. but he was raised politely, so he sits in the empty chair, takes off his hat, and lights their cigarettes. they glance suspiciously around, measuring each other up (sophie throws a half-eaten donut hole at sanji when he fixes his gaze south of her eyes and starts squinting like he’s running numbers in his mind), then start comparing stories.

sabo argues that he’s the least richboy among them because he’s been a feral child running around in the woods since he was, like, eight. sanji says he left his family at that age and was already working as a cook by the time he was ten. sophie’s eyes twitch as she realizes she’s the only one who didn’t leave her family until recently. this is not looking great for her. she is undoubtedly the richest richboy here.

“if you think about, we’re bananas who peeled ourselves,” sophie points out quickly. “and that’s all that matters. we are three naked bananas walking on our own path of self-actualization away from the battlefield littered with the rotting corpses of other bananas. maybe life is just the process of peeling through our inner banana.”

the boys stare as she finishes her metaphor.

“you know?” sophie adds.

sabo heats up his coffee in his hands to avoid coming up with an immediate reply. sanji takes a heavy drag of his cigarette, then says, “sophie-san, do you believe in love at first banana?”

“this was a bad decision,” sabo says to no one in particular.

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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For the writing prompt, IronBat and both of them thinking the other is poor and can barely make ends meet?

Sdhsdhsd oh no I’ve somehow made this even dumber

“What are you doing here, Pennyworth?” Jarvis hissed.

Alfred turned from his binoculars, narrowing his eyes. “Edwin Jarvis. I’d hoped we’d never cross paths again.”

“Once I see my charge is well and truly safe, I’ll be on my way,” Jarvis told him stiffly. “He won’t tell me who his new beau is, so I must make sure he’s not being taken advantage of.”

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Jarvis sniffed in disgust. “I trust him with a lifelong Gothamite.”

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“He’s got a watch gauntlet now,” Jarvis added. “And he promised to use it if he was being mugged this time.”

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Alfred sighed, loudly. “What?”

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“Well, at least it’s not some weirdo from Metropolis,” Jarvis finally said, nodding to himself, and Alfred reached over to clap a hand to his shoulder and squeeze in agreement.

Then they both picked up their binoculars again and watched as both Bruce and Tony ordered the cheapest things on the menu and then bickered over who was paying. Honestly.

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kingsuger

5 years ago

Rarepair shipper problems

1. Your ship barely interact w each other (or they don’t at all.)

2. There are barely any fics or arts for them

3. You want to move on to some other ship

4. but you can’t cause you got yourself too invested into it

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Endeavor: I taught all my children respect.

Rei: Respect?! Lol

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Natsuo: That's what you did. Look at us.

Shoto: We've got angst.

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kingsuger

5 years ago

Touya is a red head.

Horikoshi left his hair blank instead of coloring it in BECAUSE “red” is BLACK in the manga so it would give it away that it was Dabi.

Horikoshi is the CREATOR of bnha there’s no way he’d let Bones color the hair of a key character with no say in it.

TOUYA’S HAIR IS RED.

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Por favor (((((:

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