WHY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WOLVERINE HAD A KISS WITH A GUY????

"would you fall in love with me again" from epic the musical but make it adashi

Hes my comfort character of course hes gay

Thinking about 13 year old me who believed that him being 66 kg at height 166 cm was very fat and looked at other kids bodies with jealousy bc his never looked like theirs.

Thinking about 14 year old me who cried almost every night after he remembered that his mom said that he was eating too much X years ago and felt very guilty for existing.

Thinking about that time in mental institution when they had to double my meds to force me to eat when i wanted to starve myself to death.

All of that because of those stupid comments. And for what?

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

Whatever you do, don’t imagine the Gryffindor boys’ dorm in seventh year.

Don’t imagine Seamus getting back with bruised ribs and an aching body, laying down in Dean’s bed and crying, not knowing if he’s still alive. 

Don’t imagine Neville limping in with bloody cuts from getting hexed by the Carrows, and looking at Harry and Ron’s empty beds, and wondering if he’s fighting an already lost war. 

Don’t imagine the silence at nights that either of them can’t get themselves to break, missing all the chaos that took over when all five of them came together. 

Don’t imagine Seamus clutching at the scetchbook that Dean filled with drawings before he left and not being able to breathe. 

Don’t imagine the night terrors of Neville, and his nightmares including getting Crucio’d to madness just like his parents.

Don’t imagine Ginny slipping into the dorm to cry herself to sleep in Harry’s bed almost every night, and get up before sunrise, getting ready to fight one more day. For Harry. For Ron.

Just don’t.

A Headcanon for you all:

-Ok but a pansexual Ron who is confused about his sexuality because he remembers having feelings for Hermione, but now can’t stop thinking about Blaise and he’s just confused

- So he confronts Sirius because he sees how Sirius is so comfortable with Remus and Ron is just like, how did you know??

-So Sirius helps Ron like the good uncle he is (not biologically his uncle but you get it), and Ron figures out that he is Pansexual and is just relieved that he knows now

-An asexual Luna, who isn’t afraid to tell everyone what she is, and Ginny is there beside her and is so proud of her girlfriend who she loves so much

-Ginny and Harry, who thought they had to be the couple that everyone wanted them to be, but realize that they love each other like a brother and sister, and part as friends

-Draco, who is so self-conscious because he was raised to think that he had to marry a pureblood girl and shouldn’t be feeling this way over Potter of all people

-Harry who befriends Draco but is scared to come out to him because he thinks that Draco will stop being friends with him and he doesn’t want that because god Draco is the best thing that’s happened to him in so long

-Draco is so scared that if Harry finds out, he’ll end their friendship and will tell everyone his secret, even though he knows that would really never happen

-So Harry and Draco confront Hermione and Pansy (separately) about what to do and Hermione and Pansy just groan because ugh they are so in love and don’t even know it

-So they devise a plan to get their idiotic best friends together, and while planning they realize they have feelings for one another and are just like wow how did I not see this before

-Dean and Seamus who have loved each other since first year and secretly got married right before Dean went into hiding and after the war they are literally never seen apart and they just love each other so much it hurts

-Neville, who in 8th year has to kiss Theo during a game of truth or dare and doesn’t think it will affect him the way it does and it feels like he’s about to explode and he and Theo just keep kissing even after their friends tell them it’s ok to stop before leaving them to it and moving the game elsewhere

-Theo, who has never seen someone get so excited as Neville over plants, but loves his enthusiasm and helps him in the greenhouse and god how can someone just be so cute and lovable?

-Neville is insecure over his weight because he doesn’t think he’s beautiful, but Theo tells him that’s one of the things he loves him for, because he’s just so soft and warm and cuddly and oh my god

-Greg, who never got over Vincent’s death, but Draco, Pansy, Blaise and Theo help him to keep going and realize that Vincent would have wanted him to be happy and slowly heals

-Marcus, who doesn’t know how anyone could ever love him, and doesn’t know how he could love someone as much as he loves Oliver

-Oliver who helps Marcus realize his self-worth and that how does he not realize how amazing he is?? 

-just a big gay Hogwarts where everyone is gay and in love

Lol I have thought about these so much. Feel free to add anything if you want, these are just my Gay Hogwarts headcanons

Reblog if you like the Kane Chronicles and think that they’re underrated

I wish we had more content with Clint and Thor as friends. Like they're this type of friends who would get married just because they were boring and they would totally FORGOT about it.

Imagine few years later when Winterhawk wedding and the chaos it would create. Like. Bucky would be throwing up from laughter and be fucking furious at the same time, Steve would want to kill Clint, Sam would be dying and fighting for his life, Nat wouldn't be suprised because she was the best woman on that fake ass wedding. Total chaos. Tony would started praying for patience at some point

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, GERALT WELCOME HOME BABY!!!!!!!!

Adam Parrish really is THE character cuz he's a bisexual magical straight A student with self worth issues but he also casually killed a guy and was like "why do i have to do everything myself- gansey stop screaming- you're welcome"