A Headcanon For You All:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Harry Potter’s era Head canons.

1. Harry Potter is bisexual.

2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.

3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.

4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.

5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.

6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.

7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.

8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.

9. George Weasley believes in God.

10. Fred Weasley is gay.

11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.

12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.

13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.

14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.

15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.

16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.

17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.

18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.

19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.

20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.

21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.

22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.

23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.

25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.

26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.

27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.

28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.

29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist-activist. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.

30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders

WHY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WOLVERINE HAD A KISS WITH A GUY????

TOG2 IS GONNA BE RELEASED IN JULY??????? ANOTHER REASON TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listening to that Priscilla's song from third part of the Witcher game and crying bc this song is ONE OF THE BEST LOVE SONGS EVER

you have to listen to wolven storm even if you aren't fan of the witcher because of way how many ships you can relate to

Like i can hear in those lyrics winterhawk and I'm not sure why.

I just love this song so much......

Thinking about 13 year old me who believed that him being 66 kg at height 166 cm was very fat and looked at other kids bodies with jealousy bc his never looked like theirs.

Thinking about 14 year old me who cried almost every night after he remembered that his mom said that he was eating too much X years ago and felt very guilty for existing.

Thinking about that time in mental institution when they had to double my meds to force me to eat when i wanted to starve myself to death.

All of that because of those stupid comments. And for what?

can you guys please STOP fancasting frank as those twink a$s asian models. this guy is HUUUGGEE oka? he's fricking 6'5(195cm) for GODSSAKE. this man is a WALL, he's got inhumanly amount of MUSCLE and FAT. HE. IS. NOT. SMALL. he can NOT be small. it's physically impossible for him to be so. he is a BEAST. so pleaaseeeee cast him someone as big as possible. the bigger the merrierrr.

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF 'TEEN' ISN'T BILLY I'M GONNA KMS

Headcons o różnych shipach.

Gdzie Ron Weasley jest agentem FBI, a Blaise groźnym przestępcą. Ron musi złapać Zabiniego, ale jak zauważa Blaise, Ron ma do niego słabość, co Zabini wykorzystuje, by uciec z kraju.

Gdzie Sam Wilson jest aniołem, a T'Challa człowiekiem, który je (anioły) widzi. T'Challa zakochuje się w nim, jednak wie, że nie mogą być razem, więc znajduje sobie żonę. Gdy umiera, Sam odprowadza jego duszę do Czyśca i tak panowie się poznają.

Gdzie Dean Thomas jest mordercą i opowiada jak zabił swojego męża, Seamusa Finnigana. Wyjawia dlaczego to zrobił

Gdzie Leo pośmiertnie opowiada o zasadach w jego świecie (tj. choroba kwiecistych płuc i system bratnich dusz) z perspektywy osoby aseksualnej (tu też warto wcisnąć to, że tylko osoby zakochane widzą kolory)

Gdzie Pietro Maximoff jest nocnym łowcą, a Clint Barton faerie. Pietro próbuje pokazać, że nie każdy faerie jest zły tak jak Meliorn

Gdzie Hercules Mulligan jest super bohaterem, a Lafayette zwykłym informatykiem. Mężczyźni zaczynają badać sprawę tajemniczej śmierci Jamesa Madisona.

Gdzie James Syriusz Potter i Teddy Lupin są elfami i muszą pomóc Lokiemu przejąć Midgard, Wallhallę i Asgard.

Gdzie Syriusz Black jest łowcą, a Remus Lupin upadłym aniołem, który uczy się życia w ludzkim świecie.

Gdzie John Watson jest w Ravenclaw, a Sherlock w Slitherinie. Panowie dostają razem szlaban, ale gubią się w Zakazanym Lesie, toteż zdziwiony Sherlock musi uspokajać spanikowanego Johna.

Gdzie Sam Winchester opowiada o swoim życiu w Piekle, zanim poznał innego demona, Gabriela.

Gdzie Oryński (z książek R. Mroza) razem z Chyłką są wampirami - wegatarnianinami i próbują przekonać innych, że nie trzeba pić ludzkiej krwi, co kończy się śmiercią jednego z nich.

(wzorowane na arcie!!) gdzie Castiel Novak jest policjantem, a Dean miejscowym złodziejaszkiem, który nałogowo chce być wsadzany do więzienia przez Casa.

Gdzie Castiel Novak jest synem Demeter, Dean Afrodyty, Gabriel Hermesa, a Sam Winchester Ateny. Cała czwórka jest następcami wielkich Herosów, tj. Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson itd. Cas, Dean, Sam i Gabe muszą pokonać zbuntowanego Boga i go zniszczyć. Misja jest od początku skazana na niepowodzenie, ale herosi uparcie chcą ją skończyć. W tle jest depresja Sama, Destiel i zmartwiony Gabriel.

Gdzie Seamus pracuje w warsztacie samochodowym Deana Winchestera razem z Magnusem Bane'm i podrywa klientów, do czasu, gdy poznaje Deana, świeżo upieczonego studenta malarstwa.

Will Treaty jest Avengersem, a Gilan jest sekretarzem samego Tony'ego Starka. Panowie poznają się, gdy wściekły Gilan rzuca obelgami na biednego Willa, bo ten zalał mu kawą dokumenty.

Może druga część??

Jeśli ktos chce użyć jednego z hc to proszę o wzmiankę o mnie jako autorze. Miłego pisania!

"jak już mówiłem, zbrodnia często jest osobistym dziełem. Nic więc dziwnego, że jest pełna symboli." - cyt. z Śpiew Skrzypiec, autorstwa @Cloumeritum