Kinda Bored, Might Overthrow The Government Later Idk

My favorite thing is when people take something that was /never/ meant to be taken that seriously, and overanalyze it so much that it improves the canon 10fold

i love love love love love names when it comes to character analysis... not meanings (well. meanings too but this isn't what this post is about.) but how they're indicative of a character's identity and therefore their authenticity and trust of other people.

i've been thinking about this with grunkle stan specifically. notice how even after stealing ford's identity he still goes by stan?? yeah. he IS stan pines. by the time the show starts the only context in which he was pretending to be ford was legally. when people think of stanford pines they don't think of the strange man doing god knows what in the secluded cabin in the woods, and why would they?? they hardly knew the real ford anyway. to the people of gravity falls, there wasn't much identity for stan to be stealing. he isn't really lying to people about who he is, he just isn't telling the whole truth. hence stanley vs stanford. yeah?? yeah???

so like. isn't it funny that the character having a legal dispute with him over stealing his home calls him by his supposed full name. gideon doesn't care about stan as a person, he only cares about getting the shack off him. stan is literally just a legal obstacle to gideon. is this anything.

ALSO ALSO. the majority of the fake names he used still have some aspect of his real name in them. this man can't help but be authentic to some degree. literally the only reason he lies about who he is is for self-preservation. he doesn't want to lie to people — he literally risks being found out by using similar fake names just to keep being somewhat himself — but he has to if he wants to stay safe. stanley middle name pines they could never make me hate you.

Sorry to say but to me this is about fidauther

[looking at a canon/fan ship] yeah theres no romantic explanation for this sorryyy :3c people who are romantic dont look at each other like that wow they are such good friends/qpps!! do you think they hold hands and keep an eye out for each other and hug? do you think they text each other every day reminding each other to eat? childhood crushes to friends am i right :D

I hate jk Rowling so much. Like "ooo cool magic book with queer coding, I wonder who made it!" .... "fuck"

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Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

I had to take the test twice because my first result is “cinnamon role” and I was in detention for cocking a glass door and shattering it today. Also I have tried to kill people.(it’s fine I was… 9)

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Stanford needs someone who wint ask questions, he's in deep shit. Elbows deep in shit...and this injury is something he can't handle himself.

Thankfully Fiddleford knows a cousin who knows a friend who knows a guy who is some shady alley doctor, Stanford isn't convinced especially when rumours circulate that this guy is some sort of classic-horror crazy doctor but he's desperate enough...

Imagine his surprise when the man removes his mask to reveal Ford's own face looking back at him.

(Or: Stanley becomes a doctor through illegal means, he's actually good at it but has been asked to do a lot of questionable jobs that messed with his head a little.

Stanford can be a Dr but he'll need a medical doctor to continue if he wants to survive Bill)

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

Oops I just binged 4 books in a week, guess I'm in a new fandom now.

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