You Know Winter Arrived When You Go To Put Ur Rings On In The Morning And It’s Like A Putting Ur Hands

Rip Boromir you would have loved closing the hood of a truck and saying “that’ll do it”

rip boromir you would have loved clicking the tongs twice

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

He’s not judging he’s just…. Seeing how this plays out

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

A conversation I had in the workshop today:

Me: *attempting to break into a storage cupboard with a pair of broken felting needles* does anyone know how to get into this thing

A girl from the year above me: I used to just tear it open.. but they changed the lock

Me: ah, so this is your doing

My classmate: I have a knife

Me: nah, I need the scissors that are in here to cut some leath- A KNIFE?

My classmate: *proceeds to present me with the small collection of weaponry in her satchel bag*

Thorin Oakenshield without a tummy is like an angel without its wings

The haunting of Bilbo Baggins

Aka dead eyed Thorin has become Bilbos literal sleep paralysis demon but Bilbo is almost glad because this way he can still see his one’s face 😭

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

Every three weeks, On the dot Nori holds Ori down while Dori cuts his little hair do. That’s why it always looks so rough. Baby boy is THRASHING around trying to escape.

Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky

But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars

He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*