The Haunting Of Bilbo Baggins

Mwah mwah mwah. Sweet boy

Sleepy Fili 8) 

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

For all that they are different Bilbo and Thorin have one thing in common:

Doing profoundly stupid shit with a very smug expression.

Salad is born of violence

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

If there’s one thing that motivates me to draw it’s my dumb ass art from two/three years ago.

I really thought I ate with that first one.

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

Elves eat snot crepes

Hobbits eat pancakes

Dwarves eat waffles

Humans eat egg toast.

Bofur seems like the kind of guy who’d get caught in a comically large explosion and the dust clears to reveal a huge crater everywhere except the spot he’s standing on

They have a dad. Vili.

They are to my mind:

Princes Fili and kili of the line of Durin. Sons of Dis of the line of Durin. Heir and steward prince of Azsâlul'abad

Normally it would run to most peoples agreement that they would be sons of their father but because of Vilis commoner status (and don’t due to his death) it is seem as acceptable for them to take their mothers name in their titles as she is the member of the line of Durin.

Though I imagine in situations where they don’t want to be known they would be introduced as ‘sons of Vili’

it always catches me off guard when i see people use Durin as a stand-in last name for Fíli and Kíli. it’s not necessarily a pet peeve, but i’m still like ‘hmmm feels wrong’. so now im curious:

Today I will try to use new brushes

I will be very brave

Also I went fishing

But I caught nothing so I wrote you all a poem to show my sadness:

Went fimshing

No fimsh

Only swogs

Honk bonk

Go away swogs