Dildo Generator

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

Incorrect Quote 28/50

Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

Imagine (Hans Lee):

A patch of your skin is stained black and turns to the color of your soulmate's eyes when they first touch you. Meeting a devil for the first time was already scary, so when a second one appears? You run. Of course, that doesn’t go as planned now does it.

(Imagine below the cut)

Walking alone back home after being at the collage library with your best friend all day should have been easy.

Key word: should.

So when you realize you’re being followed, you discretely tell Tsukasa to go ahead and you’d catch up.

She doesn’t question you, too wrapped up in the fact that she’ll be seeing that man -Anzai she called him- again.

You wait until she’s out of view, and then like the dumbass you are, you turn around and call out to whoever had been following you to let them know you knew they were there.

After not seeing anything for a hot minute, you assume that the person had decided to leave you two alone, so you turn to go catch up with your friend.

Yeah no that was a mistake.

Once your back is turned, you hear a low growl, and then the breath is knocked out of you.

A furious looking man had jumped on you and knocked you to the ground.

You think for a minute ‘oh fuck, this is how I die’ as his fanged mouth descends towards your neck.

But then someone else with long white hair kicks the man off of you and engages in a very dramatic fight with him.

You can see the glimpse of the second man’s single red eye, so you know that whatever the first man was, the second one is too.

That knowledge is enough to make you bolt the second you realize that the second man had successfully knocked out the firsts, and has turned to you.

Of course you can’t outrun him, but it’s the thought that counts right?

“Hey wait up! I just want to make sure you’re okay!”

His words make you falter, and that brief moment of hesitation lets him grab you by the arm to make you stop running.

“I promise I’m not going to hurt you! His voice is soft, and his visible eye is wide as he looks you over.

His gaze stops at your forearm where he had grabbed you, before slowly travelling back up to meet your eyes.

“Is there any chance you were like that before I grabbed you?”

You realize what he’s talking about when you look down, only to see that there’s a handprint in the shade of his eye on your wrist.

“Holy shit I found you.”

More clips

Lucifer: I beg to differ

MC, without thinking: Then beg

*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*

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Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?

MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.

Incorrect Quote 34/50

Satan, knocking on Asmodeus's door: Asmodeus? We should be going now, come out!

Asmodeus: I'm Bi!

Satan: Not what I meant, but I knew and I support you!

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Incorrect Quotes 4/50

Mammon: Why would you give a knife to my human????

Belphegor: MC felt unsafe.

Mammon: Now I feel unsafe!

Belphegor: I'm sorry

Belphegor:... would you like a knife

Lucifer in the background: Belphegor nO-