Incorrect Quote 28/50

Incorrect Quote 28/50

Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

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4 years ago

Imagine (Satan)

In which when you write or draw on yourself, it appears on your soulmates’ skin. Shopping for books became a completely different experience when you saw familiar writing on someone else’s arm.

(Imagine below the cut)

You had always loved to read.

You were often told by your roommate that you had way too many books, but as long as they stayed in your room, you didn’t see the problem with your books.

So imagine your excitement when after years of writing down little notes of books to read on your wrist, you found another book title you hadn’t seen before.

‘Cruel Seas by [redacted]’

You knew you hadn’t written that down, so your first reaction was to run to your roommate screaming about the the fact that your soulmate just talked to you for the first time.

Of all the things he could have said to you first, he recommended a book to you.

Of course you immediately went to the nearest book store to find a copy.

Weeks went by without any more writing from your soulmate, but then one day, he writes another book name.

‘Based on what you’ve written down previously, I think you might like: [redacted] by [redacted]’

The two of you conversed over books often after that

A few months later, you were dropping by a new book store that had recently opened up.

You were looking between the short list on your wrist and the titles on the shelves, when you heard the door open.

Thinking nothing of it, you reached up to grab a book that turned out to be out of reach.

“Let me help you with that soulmate.”

Another hand easily grabbed the book for you, and as the blond man handed you the book, you finally realized what he had said. 

“Wait what?”

His chuckle was like music to your ears, as he rolled up his long grey sleeve to show a matching list to the one on your exposed arm.

“Found you.”


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4 years ago

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 29/50

Lucifer: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Diavolo: Have been for the past century, but thanks for noticing.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 56/50

Asmodeus: MC, truth or dare?

MC: Truth.

Asmodeus: Do you have romantic feelings for anyone in this room?

Leviathan: *chokes on his water*

Satan and Lucifer: Leaning in with a smile*

Belphegor: *opening his eyes to watch*

Beelzebub: *stops eating for a moment and pays attention:

Mammon: *already thinking that he's going to hear his name.

MC: Dare.

Asmodeus, with a wider smile: I dare you to tell us who you have romantic feelings for!

MC: ...

MC: Never have I ever-

Asmodeus: THat'S nOt tHE GaME-


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4 years ago

Send me fic recommendations!!!! I need more of Leviathan and the twins (obey me)!

4 years ago

Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

4 years ago

Imagine (Hans Lee):

A patch of your skin is stained black and turns to the color of your soulmate's eyes when they first touch you. Meeting a devil for the first time was already scary, so when a second one appears? You run. Of course, that doesn’t go as planned now does it.

(Imagine below the cut)

Walking alone back home after being at the collage library with your best friend all day should have been easy.

Key word: should.

So when you realize you’re being followed, you discretely tell Tsukasa to go ahead and you’d catch up.

She doesn’t question you, too wrapped up in the fact that she’ll be seeing that man -Anzai she called him- again.

You wait until she’s out of view, and then like the dumbass you are, you turn around and call out to whoever had been following you to let them know you knew they were there.

After not seeing anything for a hot minute, you assume that the person had decided to leave you two alone, so you turn to go catch up with your friend.

Yeah no that was a mistake.

Once your back is turned, you hear a low growl, and then the breath is knocked out of you.

A furious looking man had jumped on you and knocked you to the ground.

You think for a minute ‘oh fuck, this is how I die’ as his fanged mouth descends towards your neck.

But then someone else with long white hair kicks the man off of you and engages in a very dramatic fight with him.

You can see the glimpse of the second man’s single red eye, so you know that whatever the first man was, the second one is too.

That knowledge is enough to make you bolt the second you realize that the second man had successfully knocked out the firsts, and has turned to you.

Of course you can’t outrun him, but it’s the thought that counts right?

“Hey wait up! I just want to make sure you’re okay!”

His words make you falter, and that brief moment of hesitation lets him grab you by the arm to make you stop running.

“I promise I’m not going to hurt you! His voice is soft, and his visible eye is wide as he looks you over.

His gaze stops at your forearm where he had grabbed you, before slowly travelling back up to meet your eyes.

“Is there any chance you were like that before I grabbed you?”

You realize what he’s talking about when you look down, only to see that there’s a handprint in the shade of his eye on your wrist.

“Holy shit I found you.”


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4 years ago

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

~

4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 36/50

MC: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.

Lucifer: I get up at 5:00 am.

MC: Nevermind. Belphegor is my favorite now.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 34/50

Satan, knocking on Asmodeus's door: Asmodeus? We should be going now, come out!

Asmodeus: I'm Bi!

Satan: Not what I meant, but I knew and I support you!


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