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A gay mailman from the country wants some bug lover ass, but he can’t have it
a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
Meet Persephone: The only Platoria kitten there is and ever will be that is biologically theirs. Once Victoria gave birth to this cutie, her owners had her spayed so it didn’t happen again. Plato is honestly dissapointed at this, but that doesn’t mean they can’t adopt more. He loves his beautiful girl and is very protective of her.
Persephone adores both her parents and cuddles up between them every night to bed, but she really likes her uncle Mistoffelees. He’s just so cool with his magic and she’s jealous she doesn’t have any like him. Her uncle Tugger is okay…ish. She doesn’t like HIM very much.
I didn’t actually realize that at the time, but I checked today. Anyways, I found these gems at my local Junkee and if Dorothy doesn’t work out, I’ll say someone stole her ruby slippers
I think Valastor (Valentino x Alastor) is one of the funniest ships I’ve seen (this is not meant to be insulting). I mean, it’s an aroace and aromantic man with a literal pimp!
Platoria kitten, Persephone!! Not my oc fankitty, but @kennedythenobodycat 's!!
gave her a lil fish toy you'd see at the dollar tree or something
Referencing this post
Hypothetically, if Frank could get pregnant, I hypothetically think that he’d hypothetically have a Kevin Malone and Pregnant Pam Beasley relationship with Barnaby…hypothetically