A gay mailman from the country wants some bug lover ass, but he can’t have it
a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
I think Valastor (Valentino x Alastor) is one of the funniest ships I’ve seen (this is not meant to be insulting). I mean, it’s an aroace and aromantic man with a literal pimp!
Maitre D’ from the 2019 version of Cats
Like, some bits of the movie were actually pretty good and I loved the added in characters, especially Maitre D’. I just find him to be such a cutie pie and I think it’d be cute to see him and Mistoffelees following Bustopher around during his musical number. Maybe he’s Misto’s father, as Bustopher is always considered to be the magician’s uncle! I just love him so much and would love to him in a future production
I still fear for Eddie, even if he isn’t gone YET. Because he is meant to play the lover role to Frank and was the first to see the horrors when Welcome Home WAS Welcome Home.
He could become “scrapped” like Sunny was. Because, you notice the pattern right? Sunny was Frank’s lover before the first update, but then he was scrapped because he found out what was happening. But of course, someone, either Wally or Home, had to make it so no one remembered him, thus leading us to the neighborhood we know today
Jitterbug!