Can Someone Please Explain Phowill To Me? Like What’s The Appeal? Like The Closest They Get Is In The

oh i love this

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character1: when you said “fuck the patriarchy” did you mean that metaphorically or literally?

character2: . . . metaphorically

character1: gotchaaaa, i wasn’t sure so i did both just to be safe—

the brain got thinking…

s4 rayla said something about all of them making it out or being safe and just being super worried about everyone’s well being (been a hot minute since i’ve watched s4) and it just sounded — and i thought i read somewhere from another user with a similar theory — like it came from personal experience. and how stella was found alone and she just adopted the lil thing. and for some reason i got thinking…

what if rayla made her first and only 🔪 in those two years?

okay, hear me out

rayla’s venturing through xadia or wherever and she comes across a(n elf?) girl not too much younger than herself. they just kinda run into each other in the wild — elf girl is running from undisclosed reasons and rayla’s is obvious — and elf girl is like “hey! let’s stick together!” and it’s like golden retriever/black cat duo.

but of course, as they journey they become super tight and along the way the elf girl finds stella and is like “LET’S ADOPT HER. I SHALL NAME YOU STELLA.” anyway they’re venturing, something something somethinggg, and then suddenly they’re ambushed by elves hunting down elf girl. elf girl is frantic and like “we gotta go” and rayla is confused/concerned. as the three are fleeing from the elves, an arrow hits elf girl to the point rayla is supporting her as they flee. but the ambushers are closing in and she’s slowing rayla and stella down so elf girl looks at rayla straight in the eyes and says “you need to unal1ve me.”

of course, rayla’s like “fuck no!” but elf girl starts telling her that she’s only slowing them down. the ambushers are after her because she knows too much, is too much — descended from the first ones (but she doesn’t say that) — and it’s better for her to d1e then and there than for the ambushers to find her and do something so much worse. she’s begging her to, forcing her to promise her she’ll go back to that human mage she knows rayla’s absolutely smitten with, promise to take care of stella, promise to end her now before something worse comes for her.

and rayla keeps that promise.

elf girl is bleeding out to death and rayla and stella are gone in the foresty expanse of xadia or whatever. it haunts rayla in the back of her mind, and then at full force in season six when suddenly dots start connecting like stars in a constellation and she’s forced to admit what happened. to callum. to her friends. to the new city of elven folk they encounter up in that new location where the nova blade is (memory is fading i’m sorry).

everything begins to make so much sense now.

a cOWBOY SEASON?!?!?! WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED

THERE WAS GOING TO BE A COWBOY SEASON

THIS WOULD’VE BEEN ABSOLUTELY SICK

Art by Matt Betteker

i just had a thought that aaravos was, for when he wasn’t doing ear grub shit, somehow watching the kiddos little adventures like he too was one of us.

Damn, not much Aaravos but he really made his one scene stand out.

Aaravos: All these kids are trash. *Proceeds to dress the first three down individually*

Me: Well what about Callum? You missed him.

Aaravos: Oh he’s mine. Not even going to hide the ball on this one. He’s my absolute favorite.

i don’t know joe hardy too well (read: at all) but he seems like the kind of guy to listen to sad hot white girl music and be the girlfriend in any relationship.

reposting bc chapter two has been up for like a while now and i’m really bad about posting updates on my tumblr and posting ao3 stuff on tumblr is really weird for me rn bc idk what i’m doing so ANYWAY—

Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Barbie Fairytopia (Movies), Barbie - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Carlos/Willa (Barbie Fairytopia), Carlos & Willa (Barbie Fairytopia), Catania/Mariposa (Barbie Fairytopia), Mariposa & Willa (Barbie Fairytopia), Carlos & Mariposa (Barbie Fairytopia), Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Willa (Barbie Fairytopia), Carlos (Barbie Fairytopia), Mariposa (Barbie Fairytopia), Catania (Barbie Fairytopia), Marabella (Barbie Fairytopia), Gastrous (Barbie Fairytopia) Additional Tags: Opposites Attract, idiots to lovers, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Slight Mention of Trauma, Library Shenanigans, Fluff and Angst, More Fluffy than Angsty but still, One Braincell, Ficlet, (i say as there are six long-ass chapters), Canon Compliant, No Beta We Die Like the Skeezite Victims (rip soldiers), Mild Language, Movie: Barbie: Mariposa and her Butterfly Fairy Friends (2008), Movie: Barbie: Mariposa & the Fairy Princess (2013), carlos needs a hug, willa needs a hug, idk anything goes, Semi-Canon Compliant Summary:

nobody knows the butterfly effect like the butterfly fairies themselves.

eat up lovelies :)

she’s the reason i’m still tethered to mlp honestly

sunset shimmer: element of empathy RAGE

and also when nya smith said “save me, jay walker. there’s gonna be a wedding and i want you to do something about it.”

remember when kai smith became the first enemies-to-lovers booktok boyfriend by saying “was it his idea to make me fall for you or yours? because it worked.”

why is this giving parent trap energy

I need help finding a fic scout zuko and katara having twins but they put them u for adotion and end marrying Mai and aang