I Hate The Realization That A Lot Of The Fictional Men I Find Attractive Are Around Or Over 40, And Even

does anyone else thank chatgpt once theyre done or is that just me

I had a dream like a month ago where a super skinny, black figure with four eyes that was taller than my doorway was standing slightly hunched over in front of said doorway. In response, dream me asked him if he wanted to sleep in my bed. He then came to my bed, climbed the ladder... and proceeded to cuddle me. So I guess it works sometimes?

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

I have no clue what's going on

My friend got tumblr and i wanted to follow him so im here now

This fanart is now the reason I wanna fuck Ryley.

ryley robinson hc moment

RGB (Really Gross Body)

book has been finished (this morning). holy shit. wowee

i took a lot of notes about my thoughts at the moment in my sketchbook and i feel like it'd be easier to send them directly than decipher my thought process (spoilers btw i hope thats obvious)

also i looked at the movie trailer out of curiosity and they did Rocky DIRTY!!!!!!!!!! Like ik his name is Rocky and "oh he has stony skin" yknow what else has stony skin? ECHINODERMS. THATS WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. And you know whats an echinoderm with radial symmetry, a (typically) pentagonal central portion and five limbs? STARFISH. THE ERIDIANS ARE FUCKING SPACE STARFISH NOT CHUNKS OF CONCRETE WITH PIPECLEANER LEGS

edit: thank fuck that trailer was fake holy shit audio is so important in telling if something is fake now

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

the minecraft movie but instead of the god awful cgi theyre using its all done like a mid 2010s minecraft roleplay video

Okay, but...

If Casper watched Sunshine play Baldur's Gate, would he get more jealous if they romanced Astarion, or if they romanced somebody else-?

Cause with Astarion, at least they're sticking to a very specific type lmao

i just think hes silly yk