Holy Hell Thats Cute

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

Sexually transmitted glitter

So I’m currently writing a book and the trope is unwilling friends to almost lovers to enemy’s to lovers. It sounds confusing but it’s not that confusing. If you have any suggestions on how I could find tune this I’m open to those suggestions.

The feminine urge to dominate men in every single way

Not just sexually but also just, beat up every man I see

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.