I’ve Seen People Say “people Who Drink Straight Milk Are To Be Feared”. And Yes. You Should Fear

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

In a zombie apocalypse I would be the one trying to watch tv and not know what’s wrong. Like Stacy from phineas and ferb. Either that or is he the first to get infected.

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

I’m watching Steven universe and I realized. Some gems and gem stuff have heels. Did gems domesticate horses?

I’m so tired of humans. After low contact and then back to full contact my social limit was reached Wednesday and now I have no emotion left. My brain said “when we get home we’re gonna have a break down and cry” and I said “ok. Wait I don’t want to alarm my parents” so now we’re posting this on tumblr for whoever to see rather than asking for help from a qualified person.

holy hell thats cute

Sliding kiss for the win..

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I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

over dinner my father decided to inform me that poop is mostly plant based so it is vegan. i dont remember if it was all poop or only goat poop.

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*