Evan: Wanna see what kind of trouble I can get into?
moo: Oh god, you're going to die, aren't you?
Evan: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
moo: You absolutely do not
nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!
Evan: What?
Brock: He almost got kidnapped.
Evan: Oh okay.
Evan: WAIT WHAT!
Vanoss: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.
delirious: *snorting cocaine*
Vanoss: KUMBAAYAAA MY LOORDD-
Nogla: Hey, Bro?
vanoss: Yeah, Bro?
Nogla: Close your eyes, Bro.
vanoss: Okay, Bro. [closes eyes]
Nogla: What do you see, Bro?
vanoss: [confused] N-nothin’, Bro.
Nogla: [looks at him with tears eyes] That’s my world without you, Bro.
vanoss: [opens eyes and looks at Nogla] Bro.
[Bro hug]
vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident
nogla: Got it.
[Later]
Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet