Latest Posts by junebugbree5 - Page 14

moo: I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

vanoss: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee

vanoss: Coffee cures depression

Moo: It doesn’t work that way

vanoss: More espresso, less depresso

moo: I didn't catch your name

vanoss: I didn't throw it

moo: I have made the decision to trust you.

vanoss: A horrible decision, really.

panda: Let me see what you have

vanoss: A knife!!

panda: No!!!

tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

moo: Aren't you forgetting something?

vanoss: ...

vanoss: haPPY BIRTHDAY!!

moo: ...

moo: It's Valentine's Day.

vanoss: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right

moo: Of course

vanoss: Tell me

moo: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances

vanoss: Good

vanoss: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together

moo: awww

terroriser: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe

mini:...thanks.

vanoss, after getting shot: Hit or miss… I guess they never miss; huh

moo: I think you're starting to rub off on nogla a little bit

vanoss: What makes you say that?

nogla: *is running around stabbing people with a knife and laughing insanely*

nogla: *Looks over at vanoss and waves* Hi baby!!

vanoss: Hey babe! He's so cute, with his bloody knife and evil laughter

nogla: [To Brian] I wonder what vanoss’s thinking about

vanoss: *Wii music*

mini: I get to light a HUGE pile of trash on fire!

mini: and get paid for it!

terroriser: Why would you light yourself on fire?

mini: ...

nogla: i did a bad thing

vanoss: does it affect me?

nogla: no

vanoss: then suffer in silence

terroriser: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in.

terroriser: You measure that with the goodness of your heart.

mini: We’re making pizza?

terroriser: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together

mini: awww

nogla: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe

Vanoss:...thanks.

*wildcat shooting at someone*

wildcat, runs out of bullets: This bitch is empty

wildcat, throwing the gun and hitting the person in the head: Yeet

terroriser: Wanna see what kind of trouble we can get into?

mini: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?

terroriser: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself

mini: You absolutely do not

terroriser: You look nice, I want to kiss you

mini: what?

terroriser: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you

vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery

nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.

vanoss: what?

nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

vanoss: you’re pretty dumb

nogla: thank you

vanoss: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.

nogla: all i heard was “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life

vanoss: Hey nogla, you thinking what I'm thinking?

nogla: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?

after arguing

vanoss: *locks himself in his room*

nogla: I just want you to be happy

nogla: and naked

vanoss: .... go on

mini: I wont stand for this!

terroriser: then sit.

wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?

Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore

wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?

Nogla: *winks*

wildcat: oh my god

*something blows up*

nogla: Evan, what did you do!?

Evan: my best.

mini: I think they’ve had a great year! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

terroriser: Interesting analogy craig, considering chickens are famously bad at flying.

nogla: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

nogla: Luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.

nogla: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together

Wildcat: Oh yeah? delirious and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that potato boy

nogla: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie

Wildcat: Oh baby I can be here all night

nogla: Bring it on then, piggy

nogla: Sometimes "brb" means "be ready, bitch" so you have to be alert at all times.

Evan: OK, brb.

nogla: Wait.