A Concept: Heavy Rainfall When You’re Tucked Up In Bed. Like If U Agree.

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The 7th Prince (Master List)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / GOT7

Rating: PG

Status: Ongoing

Summary: A land under a curse. Seven mysterious princes. A decision that will make or break the Kingdom. (idea from this post here, by @cyjsgirl)

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So Much Weirdness Is Going On In This Picture

So much weirdness is going on in this picture

Jaebum showing us how he got that back injury while snowboarding in Guatemala “and then I just slipped like this argh…. are you even listening guys?”

Bambam well… he’s just f*cking the floor. Someone give this kid a Valium. 

Youngjae mimicking Jaebum’s sloppy body rolls after 3 shots of tequila, while laughing like a horse. 

Mark about to give Yugyeom what he needs, but instinctively turning over on all fours as he sees Jackson approaching 

Yugyeom ready to jump on Mark but getting choked by Jinyoung in the process

Jinyoung grasping his chance to finally end Yugyeom and make it seem like an accident now that everyone is watching Bambam fucking a floor

and lastly-

Jackson ACTING LIKE THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

Well there you go if that ain’t the weirdest shit you’ve seen today I’m fucking a floor.  

If ghosts can spot the hell bound

Charles, good shiny soul– I’m the brawn!

Mostly innocent ghost client: You? You? That bitch sits here, thrice your ghost age, stinking of hellfire, spiced with magic and too articulate to just call me an idiot but you are brawn? You are a sacrificial twink, you’re the dog they put in with the cheetahs, you are delusional

Edwin, resting bitch face:

Mostly innocent ghost client unable to sweat: Huh


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     ╰ you’re a gamer on youtube known for your meme-y behavior and general wit while playing all sorts of games. your once “chill” youtube lifestyle changes when a fellow youtube gamer bursts into your life by the url of @/gamerjeon.

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pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: gamer!au; fluff; humor; angst (maybe??)

length: 26 parts

status: completed

updates: done :”)

A/N: wOOOO i came up with this during class a few days ago and just wanted to start it already! i hope you enjoy this au and PSA!! I AM NOT A GAMER so don’t expect me to be fully knowledgable about games or consoles hehehe

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🎮 part 1 - woah…chill

🎮 part 2 - daddy y/n

🎮 part 3 - the ship arises

🎮 part 4 - cooking mama

🎮 part 5 - sp00py season

🎮 part 6 - giggling like a baffoon

🎮 part 7 - he’s a coconut cutiepie

🎮 part 8 - those are my lucky charms

🎮 part 9 - be my emotional support

🎮 part 10 - i will murder you

🎮 part 11 - you’re cute but stupid

🎮 part 12 - get outta my bed hoe

🎮 part 13 - surgeons and indirect tweets

🎮 part 14 - the tea has been spilt

🎮 part 15 - I thought you’d be on my side

🎮 part 16 - you’re dumber than I thought

🎮 part 17 - talk to me!

🎮 part 18 -  dab the embarrassment away

🎮 part 19 - i missed you, too

🎮 part 20 - abs for dayssss

🎮 part 21 - i’m sorry your hair is pink

🎮 part 22 - I cried oof

🎮 part 23 - you’re cute

🎮 part 24 - ya gotta help me

🎮 part 25 - tell me it’s about me

🎮 epilogue

🎮 bonus

this is THE jimin fancam

Jason straight up saw that Eddie didn’t touch Patrick and instead of being like “oh my bad Eddie is innocent something supernatural is at play” he’s like “ohhhhh but it still is Eddie he’s evvviiiilllll, he’s made a pact with the DEVIL and now he has powers. We know he’s evil because he has long hair and plays DnD and probably hates sports” Stop bro, it’s cringe. 


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JIKOOK CRIMINAL AU MASTERPOST🚨📌

artist’s impression

case file

exhibit a

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exhibit e

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exhibit i

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exhibit l

exhibit m

exhibit n

exhibit o

exhibit p

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exhibit r

exhibit s

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exhibit u

exhibit v

exhibit w

exhibit x

exhibit y

defendant’s evidence

prosecution’s evidence

verdict

If you use latex gloves keep replacing them, the oils from your skin will seep through and leave fingerprints

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

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