Charles, good shiny soul– I’m the brawn!
Mostly innocent ghost client: You? You? That bitch sits here, thrice your ghost age, stinking of hellfire, spiced with magic and too articulate to just call me an idiot but you are brawn? You are a sacrificial twink, you’re the dog they put in with the cheetahs, you are delusional
Edwin, resting bitch face:
Mostly innocent ghost client unable to sweat: Huh
this is THE jimin fancam
Jaebum showing us how he got that back injury while snowboarding in Guatemala “and then I just slipped like this argh…. are you even listening guys?”
Bambam well… he’s just f*cking the floor. Someone give this kid a Valium.
Youngjae mimicking Jaebum’s sloppy body rolls after 3 shots of tequila, while laughing like a horse.
Mark about to give Yugyeom what he needs, but instinctively turning over on all fours as he sees Jackson approaching
Yugyeom ready to jump on Mark but getting choked by Jinyoung in the process
Jinyoung grasping his chance to finally end Yugyeom and make it seem like an accident now that everyone is watching Bambam fucking a floor
and lastly-
Jackson ACTING LIKE THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON
Well there you go if that ain’t the weirdest shit you’ve seen today I’m fucking a floor.
If you use latex gloves keep replacing them, the oils from your skin will seep through and leave fingerprints
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.
something something jonathan starts like. casually researching queer culture when he gets to cali because he wants to give will everything he can when he’s ready for it but he rolls up to hawkins at the end of v2 and meets eddie with his gay little back-pocket handkerchief and immediately in the most un-subtle jonathan byers way starts nudging will and eddie together like “oh, sorry, will, I can’t drive you to the arcade, but i think eddie can!” “hey, will and eddie, can you guys help me with this for a second?” “oh, if you’re going to max’s place, can you drop this off at eddie’s on your way?” both will and eddie know exactly what the fuck jonathan is doing and have a gay little chat like two days into his scheme but they refuse to let him know that they know and enjoy watching together as jonathan comes up with more and more intricate ways to push them together as time goes on.
Author: kpopfanfictrash
Pairing: You / GOT7
Rating: PG
Status: Ongoing
Summary: A land under a curse. Seven mysterious princes. A decision that will make or break the Kingdom. (idea from this post here, by @cyjsgirl)
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The thing about this fandom is that almost everyone gets Wylan’s persona wrong. People will think he’s so innocent, and he is but in a deceptive way. He’s the kind of guy that will be held at gunpoint and being crying and/or begging for his life, the picture of vulnerabily, before he throws a fucking flash bomb at you.
summoning circle for the important things in life 🙏🏼
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dead boy
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s2 confirmation
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on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship
it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.
“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”
“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.
“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”
“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”
“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”
“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”
“but then what is its purpose?”
“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”
#unkillable lesbian