I'm not a human being.
Wtf
The Pope is American and the Queen is dead.
Don’t try to kiss me on the first date, I WILL embarrass you and look at you like you’re fucking dumb DON’T try it.
Don't F w my freedom
wise words from miss eartha kitt (1982)
There's no reason my cal intake should ever be a four digit number
Mia, my dear Mia. Where is your sister?? ❤️🩹
So real nuh bc
“If you can’t figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking.”
— Unknown
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