I’d Divorce Him Too Lmao

Wow, I admire this artwork

Happy 10th anniversary to the final part of my favorite trilogy ever!

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About the last one: Willy Wonka did say it was for children who had little pocket money. And as far as we know, he didn’t make other types of everlasting candy, so he would still get a lot of profit from all his other products while also earning points towards his public image.

Tired of fiction lying to me about food things

Turkish delight is NOT delicious or even remotely palatable, let alone good enough to sell your family to an evil witch for.

A spoonful of sugar does NOT help the medicine go down, in fact it makes it much much worse because now you have a mouthful of hard-to-swallow medicine flavoured sugar-goo. 0/10 do not recommend.

An everlasting gobstopper is a TERRIBLE business idea. there's absolutely no profit to be made there.

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

oh, the irresistible feminine urge to read six totally different books at the same time

So…

Per the design of the opening credits Breaking Bad is abbreviated as BrBa, which is bromine-barium…

This should mean that Better Call Saul, which is abbreviated as BCS, is boron-carbon-sulfur. Or, you know, it would be if this show had anything to do with chemistry.

Neither one makes sense as a chemical compound anyway.

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious