I’m On Fire And In Horrible Pain But I Can’t Turn The Heat Down Or The Shower Will Think I’m Weak

All these guys have so much silly to share how could we possibly choose

(it’s doofenshmirtz)

we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect

Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.

A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.

Queer Giraffe propaganda:

They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.

There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy

Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

eci.ec.europa.eu

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

Charles the Second

My name is...

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)

*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

thought that disk was a pineapple slice

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind original soundtrack (comp. Yugo Kanno) double-LP vinyl release by Milan Records. Preorders open May 25th.