My Submission For The Poll Against The Giraffe I Actually Wanted To Win In The First Round Just Perfect
My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect
Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A
Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)
Kaku propaganda:
He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.
My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.
A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.
Queer Giraffe propaganda:
They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.
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