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Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

don’t hide [phone]

Prompto: *six year old* Santa's watching you!

Ardyn: he stopped watching me after the last three hundred years for his safety of his mental state.

Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?

Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

Ignis and Prompto look like they're giving the chocobo a pep-talk

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Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.

Ravus: Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Touch me again

And I'll f***ing kill you!

Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.

Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?

Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.

Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.

Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.

Then it gets flagged

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