Dear Twisted Wonderland Fandom

Hiii!! Can I request something from touchstarved pls?

What kind of kissers do you think each of our guys are? Which ones a HORRIBLE kisser, too much tongue, slobber slobber… which ones are absolute gods at kissing you just wanna worship the ground they walk on-

I had fun imagining this one 😎

SO, here’s my headcanon even tho I never kissed anyone myself LMAO 👩🏽‍🦯

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TOUCHSTARVED HEADCANONS🍒

Who's a good kisser?

Kuras: In my mind he never kissed anyone but he has a natural gift for it. God did grant himself the ability to kisseth to the sir ☝️🤓 (I think he’s an adept of handkissing tho) Leander: The man fucked the whole city of Eridia, of course he developed some skills, but I imagine he almost only kiss with his tongue which is disgusting and tiring in the long run… (+ he likes to kiss your feet).  With someone he loves it might be slightly different tho, he’d love kissing you on the forehead. Vere: I hate to admit it but that man is 100% a good kisser, he even has a certification and all. If I can go a little further, I imagine kisses with Vere really cold, but head spinning, like, he knows what he’s doing but there’s no emotion at all in it.  If he has a love language, I don’t think it’s this one. Mhin: They don’t. They know how to smooch, but ask them to put the tongue and all, first: they find it disgusting; second: it’s a teeth knocking typa kiss. But they’re so precious, can you even blame them??? Ais: If Kuras is a S tier kisser, Ais is a god tier kisser (I’m completely unbiased, I swear). He doesn’t kiss just anyone and he puts his heart and soul into it. You receive one of his kisses, and it has the effect of a narcotic on you. For Ais, I think kissing your cheeks and/or neck is his way of showing affection.

I DRANK SHAMPOO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!

Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.

McCree has been cheating on the shimada bros again

That was quite the highlight of my game

He may be your father but he ain’t your demon daddy!

Dante to Nero

Catweek day 1, Catching the cast cats for a vet visit, Headcanons

OH BOY, GUESS WHO’S BACK?? That’s right. Me. I’m back, I feel much better and I want to thank you guys for your patience. Now let’s ring the bell and start cat week. If you guys want to write/draw or do.. anything that has to do with the FFXV cast as cats tag me and it as cat week and I’ll reblog it. *cracks knuckles* here we go. Enjoy your stay~

Regis - He has a problem with his right front leg so he has to visit the vet fairly often - He has a problem - One could think the most chill cat would be easy to catch - Though, he isn’t - As soon as Regis sees the transportation box he’s gone - Gone as in you can’t find this damn cat - You can look for him everywhere - Everywhere - You won’t find him - That is until he feels safe from you and makes a mistake - But that doesn’t spare you from the sudden strength he develops to try and escape your grip - Be strong - Clarus might come and try to help him

Clarus - Most likely to go to the vet because he fought another cat - Surprisingly easy - Catch him with treats - If he’s not to eat due to surgery, take them out of the box as soon as he’s inside - Don’t listen to his mews - It’s a trap - An adorable trap - Tries to escape five seconds inside the box - Might even try to crash against it to break it

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Poe: I had a nightmare that I murdered you and stuffed your body under the floorboards. Then I began to descend into madness as I began hearing the sound of your heartbeat growing louder and louder with each second!

Ranpo: You idiot. Why would you stuff a body under the floorboards?

(Happy birthday Poe)

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one