Nero: You Know, I Just Realized Something, You’re The Reason I Have A Drinking Problem.

Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?

Sigma: No?

Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!

Sigma: So what do we do now?

Nikolai: I have a solution.

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!

Sigma: We are not killing him!

Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!

Sigma: Then what?

Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!

Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.

Sigma: Why is that?

Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.

Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!

Noctis: Almost everyone in this room

Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.

Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.

Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.

Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.

Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.

Regis: you destroyed my city

Gladio: you tricked so many people.

Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.

Alice: You enslaved my people.

Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.

Loqi: you make fun of my height.

Aranea: you traumatize children.

Nyx: you keep screwing up my training

Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.

Ardyn: you all hold grudges.

Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.

Go for it. Your writing is amazing and I would love to read the

I kinda wanna start an X Reader Story

But then again, I don’t wanna start it then completely forget about it and not update it due to a writer’s block or just actually forgetting it. What do you guys think?

Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.

Nikolai: I love you?

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.

Sigma: Thank you.

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?

Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.

Sigma:

Nikolai: Bathroom.

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”