Funny and/or creepy things Noctis has said.
I should do more funny creepy dialogue more often.
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Noctis: Oh my god, my dad is coming. Everyone T-pose!
Ignis: Noct-
Noctis: NOW.
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Noctis: Goddamnit.
Prompto: What?
Noctis: It’s Monday.
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Noctis: In this world, it’s fish or be fished.
Ignis: That doesn’t make sense.
Noctis: Fishes like you shouldn’t speak to fisherman like me!
Ignis: Noct.
Noctis: Begone Fishnis! Fishermoctis is on the hunt for Promfish!
Prompto: I’m confused, amused, and a bit unnerved?
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Noctis: Since you’re all meat and not fat, does that mean if I cut you into thin slices I would feast for weeks?
Gladiolus: Please get that sword away from me.
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Noctis: Nyx can I eat your hands?
Nyx: Um, no?
Noctis: Fine, your legs. Not like you need them.
Nyx: Uumm, I do?
Noctis: Fine, Earlobe.
Nyx: N- …let me think.
Crowe/Libertus: Nyx!
Nyx: What?
Noctis: Can I eat it or what?
Nyx: Ye- wait, uh No!
Noctis: Assholes.
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Noctis: Are finger foods made out of fingers?
Ignis: Please put the knife down.
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Prompto: So Behemoths eat people, so does that mean we’re eating people when we’re eating Behemoths?
Gladiolus: No.
Noctis: Yes.
Gladiolus: Noct, no.
Noctis: Noct, Yes.
Gladiolus: No damnit!
Ignis: Actually, Noctis is correct.
Gladiolus: What?!
Noctis: Told you.
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Noctis: I don’t like eyeballs, tastes too squishy.
Ignis: Please tell me you’re talking about grapes.
Noctis: What else would I be talking about?
Gladiolus: Stop calling them eyeballs.
Noctis: They look like them so no.
Gladiolus: Good grief.
Noctis: Also because Ignis won’t let me have real eyeballs so grapes at the closest thing I can have.
Gladiolus: What?!
Noctis: Give me eyes.
Ignis: Again, no.
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Noctis: Ignis is my impulse control, so I’m gonna eat your fingers while he’s gone.
Libertus: I don’t know how I got here but somebody untie me!!
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Reblog!
Hey if your post about having been informed about something was about my ask on the AI thing then I want to apologize for having been so harsh. I'm sure you didn't mean anything bad by it, it's just that I often see people disregard creative's wishes on that sort of thing and as an artist myself that tends to get me quite mad and I assumed you were the same which was wrong. Apologies again, I should have just informed you without sounding mean
You didn’t sound mean I didn’t know. I have issues where I panic easily. I feel bad for what I did not mad but thank you for informing me before things got worse. I didn’t see the use of ai thing on there due still tried to read the rules on everything but the app for kickstarted wasn’t letting me see it. If you have any other information or advice I would love to hear it.
Chuuya: *Looking at Lovecraft’s true form* Who do we call for this?
Dazai: Ghostbusters! *Gets punched by Lovecraft into a tree*
Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up
Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.
"There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!"
"Get that arm out of your mouth! You don't know where that has been!"
"For a second I thought you were Gladio"
"Prompto would be fine here since he's still a virgin."
"Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I'm not insane."
"Yes, let's split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way."
(If you have any ideas post them!"
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Can’t draw worth crap. Kira has medium strawberry blonde hair. Aqua eyes . Pale skin. 4 foot 9 wears a green dress with a white blouse and brown boots.
Yes! This is the best day of his life!
Bungou Stray....cats?~
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Nero: Ver- I Mean dad I got you a gift for Christmas.
Vergil: *surprised that Nero actually got him something.* what is it-
Nero: *stabs Vergil with blue rose* MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!