Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?
Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.
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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana
Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.
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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.
Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.
Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.
Okay?
I just really like the idea of Ardyn in a suit ok
To the people that like the incorrect quotes.
Yes I am aware of what is going on in the story. These are incorrect quotes. These are not canon these are just fun little things. Also I ship everyone with everyone. I am not picking favorites. Please be kind to the shippers of the group they ship. If they ship X with X okay that’s fine. If they ship X with their OC it’s okay. They are fictional characters named after IRL authors. Please understand that this account is for fun. It does not fully follow the time line nor am I saying what I write is canon.
~Kira~
Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?
Um sure. *hugs*
Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are
Vergil: Wish granted
Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*
Vergil: I'm your father
Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?
Leander: So pinning her is fun
Ais: told you
Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*
Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.
Prompto: I'll try that!
*later with Cindy*
Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*
Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?
Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing
Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.
Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up
Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.