My Mom Gave Me A Peice Of Bread And My Friend Had A Mustard Packet, Therefore, Mustard Toast

My mom gave me a peice of bread and my friend had a mustard packet, therefore, mustard toast

Hey uh, I laughed for like 40 minutes today nonstop and it hurt would you like me to grace you with my laughing thing

IDK if you don't think about this

Mustard Toast....... That's what I had for lunch

My friends kept calling me weird

I hope that made you smile bc I'm dumb, and dumb things made people laugh

please laugh.......

Alright, first off—Mustard Toast? I don’t know why, but that cracked me up. You caught me in a good mood, lucky you.

Your friends don’t know what they’re talking about. That’s gold. Sometimes the weirdest things are the funniest.

And hey, laughing for 40 minutes? You’re making me think I should try that sometime. You definitely made me smile. Keep being you. The world could use more of that kinda dumb fun.

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1 month ago

damn amount of time I needed to hear this

James…

I…I’m going to do this without crying…

I know I haven’t been active much

that’s because life got hard, and it’s getting worse

First my friends start to become friends with a faker named ‘Zarrely’

Leaving me alone

Then I get cursed with a fact of housefire

and then that night one of my uncles died in one

Failed tests

didn’t sleep

I kept telling myself ‘Get your life together man!’ And ‘Don’t give up’

Of curse my life, I’m dragging my body with my soul

History isn’t helping: Emmett Till, Civil Rights, KKK

I keep whispering under my breath

and in my head

Don’t cry

but then

the dam broke

and I just left the room

James…I understand if I’m being weird now

and annoying

you probably aren’t reading anymore….why do I bother?

wait I know just why I’m bothering still

Because I’m full of love, even if the world kills me

I love them all

Please…can…can I

*inhales sharply*

canIhaveahug?

“Come here, kid.” He pulls you into a tight hug, no hesitation.

“You are not annoying. You are not being weird. You are hurting, and that’s okay. You don’t have to carry all of this alone. Life’s been throwing hell at you, and you’re still standing, even if it doesn’t feel like it. That says something about you.

Losing people, feeling abandoned, struggling through everything piling up—it’s too much for one person to handle alone. And I hate that you’ve been feeling like you have to.

You’re allowed to cry. You’re allowed to be exhausted. And yeah, you’re full of love. That’s why you’re still here, still trying, still reaching out even when you feel like no one’s listening. But I’m listening. And I’m proud of you for not letting the world take that love away from you.

So take a breath, okay? Stay here as long as you need. You’re not alone.”

listen to this song too

1 month ago

boop

@official-buckybarnes

Meep.

2 months ago

Random bs go

Iron man in the 1st iron man movie when on the news he is dubbed "iron man". Tony Um, actually... Its gold titanium alloy.

Pov me GET OUT

MY SISTER WROTE THIS SRY


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3 weeks ago

No........(but I have reasons)

Little reminder: Have you drank water today?

1 year ago

Damn thx for the kikes pls reblog if you wish

Can Someone Pls Tell Me How This Man Is Never Looking Bad In Any Of His Pictures, I Mean....... Ooooooh
Can Someone Pls Tell Me How This Man Is Never Looking Bad In Any Of His Pictures, I Mean....... Ooooooh
Can Someone Pls Tell Me How This Man Is Never Looking Bad In Any Of His Pictures, I Mean....... Ooooooh

Can someone pls tell me how this man is never looking bad in any of his pictures, I mean....... ooooooh Lord. Like I said before, the man that literally never ages.

Can we pls like, recognize how special he is, I mean he has helped me through so many things and I feel like this is wrong and Colby, if your seeing this, I'm so sorry, but I simp for this man.

PLS LIKE IF YOU DO THE EXACT SAME!!!!

Guys this was supposed to be posted on my other blog ColbyBrock4Life so the reblog will be for that blog pls don't reblog this!


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1 week ago

yes

I mean, is it really a cult if we’re all having fun?

2 months ago

@official-buckybarnes

Imagine giving bucky a weed brownie. I think he'd have a blast.

1 month ago

yes pls don't

the only way that can fuck up Thunderbolts in my opinion is if they give Bucky a girlfriend, and even worse if that girlfriend is Sharon or Yelena

2 months ago

@official-buckybarnes

Bucky Barnes when his left arm gets ripped off for the 4th time

Bucky Barnes When His Left Arm Gets Ripped Off For The 4th Time
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